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Title: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: dbug on 14 June 2010, 20:44:09
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.. Smith about enlarging her breasts. 
Dr Smith advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'
 
She did this faithfully for several months! 

To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.   Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.' 
 
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked  'Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
 
'Yes I am.. How did you know?'

 

 He winked and replied, " Hickory dickory dock....."
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: Richie London on 14 June 2010, 20:52:13
if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: dbug on 14 June 2010, 21:15:26
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if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Worked for me  ;)  Plus red sports car puts further 1" on length  :y
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: Richie London on 14 June 2010, 21:21:43
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if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Worked for me  ;)  Plus red sports car puts further 1" on length  :y



i've always fancied a nice pair of jugs  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 June 2010, 21:24:29
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if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Worked for me  ;)  Plus red sports car puts further 1" on length  :y



i've always fancied a nice pair of jugs  ;D ;D ;D

Most older men ......end up with a nice pair of bitch tits in the end...... ;) ;)
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: Richie London on 14 June 2010, 21:28:08
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if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Worked for me  ;)  Plus red sports car puts further 1" on length  :y



i've always fancied a nice pair of jugs  ;D ;D ;D

Most older men ......end up with a nice pair of bitch tits in the end...... ;) ;)


i've been putting on quite a bit of weight, but it all seems to be going round the waist. ive dropped 2 holes on my belt in the last few weeks. for the first time ever im peeing in the dark  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Good old Dr. Smith
Post by: dbug on 15 June 2010, 02:00:09
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if only it did work  ;D ;D ;D
Worked for me  ;)  Plus red sports car puts further 1" on length  :y



i've always fancied a nice pair of jugs  ;D ;D ;D

Most older men ......end up with a nice pair of bitch tits in the end...... ;) ;)


i've been putting on quite a bit of weight, but it all seems to be going round the waist. ive dropped 2 holes on my belt in the last few weeks. for the first time ever im peeing in the dark  ;D ;D ;D

Repeat after me - " Hickory dickory dock....."  :) ;D ;D ;)