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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Peachy on 19 June 2010, 17:19:19

Title: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: Peachy on 19 June 2010, 17:19:19

Girlfriend says: If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch, what would you prefer?
Boyfriend says: Eating between meals...

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My mate is a piss taker.
He goes round stealing catheter bags.

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: Del Boy on 19 June 2010, 17:26:30

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: Xplicit 2.0 on 19 June 2010, 18:49:02

why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the pants


.... dont worry, i didnt bring a coat i will just leave :D

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: maria on 19 June 2010, 18:52:06

Both jokes was  good ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: waspy on 19 June 2010, 19:06:28

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good ones :y

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: Del Boy on 19 June 2010, 20:53:46

Quote

why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the pants


.... dont worry, i didnt bring a coat i will just leave :D

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: CRAP Jokes (NWS)
Post by: PhilRich on 19 June 2010, 20:53:47

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y