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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Banjax on 22 June 2010, 07:48:14
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Lets hope Rooney & the others take those sentiments to heart, 'cos somethings definately not right with them just now :(
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
As an assiduous reader of all things Banjax I’m rather pleased at my ability to readily understand and grasp the full import of what he's saying - however I'm very concerned that Mr Rooney (others may know him as the spud faced nipper) may not. :-/ :-/
I'm afraid I’m going to worry about this for the remainder of the day. :(
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
As an assiduous reader of all things Banjax I’m rather pleased at my ability to readily understand and grasp the full import of what he's saying - however I'm very concerned that Mr Rooney (others may know him as the spud faced nipper) may not. :-/ :-/
I'm afraid I’m going to worry about this for the remainder of the day. :(
more chance of understanding Fergie than Capello......well....maybe ::) ;)
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
Sounds to me like he's looking for a job. All that knowledge and enthusiasm and he says he didn't watch the game - yeah, right!
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
haha thats ace :) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
Sooo passe, matey.
So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?
Oh yeah, they DNQ.
Again.
But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
:y
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
Sooo passe, matey.
So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?
Oh yeah, they DNQ.
Again.
But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
:y
But bleating on (again and again) about 1966 is OK? :P ;D :y
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Yes, of course.
But you lot wouldn't really understand, as you don't know what it's like to actually win summat at football, cricket, tennis, etc etc etc ! :P :P :P
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hasnt tim hendmon been in tennis longer well alot longer than andy murray? and andy murray has won more isnt he scottish? ye i think he is.
and atleast when we dont qualify for anything we dont make excuses and blame everything but the fact we are c**p. un-like england-shire who blame everything comon they were blaming a pidgeon at there last game (see the sun)
andy :y
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hasnt tim hendmon been in tennis longer well alot longer than andy murray? and andy murray has won more isnt he scottish? ye i think he is.
and atleast when we dont qualify for anything we dont make excuses and blame everything but the fact we are c**p. un-like england-shire who blame everything comon they were blaming a pidgeon at there last game (see the sun)
andy :y
andy murray
I'm afraid that there's more chance of my being able to piss while standing up than this man winning the Wimbledon title A.
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hasnt tim hendmon been in tennis longer well alot longer than andy murray? and andy murray has won more isnt he scottish? ye i think he is.
and atleast when we dont qualify for anything we dont make excuses and blame everything but the fact we are c**p. un-like england-shire who blame everything comon they were blaming a pidgeon at there last game (see the sun)
andy :y
andy murray
I'm afraid that there's more chance of my being able to piss while standing up than this man winning the Wimbledon title A.
and timmy tight bottom won wmibledon did he? nah dont think he did.
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hasnt tim hendmon been in tennis longer well alot longer than andy murray? and andy murray has won more isnt he scottish? ye i think he is.
and atleast when we dont qualify for anything we dont make excuses and blame everything but the fact we are c**p. un-like england-shire who blame everything comon they were blaming a pidgeon at there last game (see the sun)
andy :y
andy murray
I'm afraid that there's more chance of my being able to piss while standing up than this man winning the Wimbledon title A.
and timmy tight bottom won wmibledon did he? nah dont think he did.
timmy tight bottom
I quite agree A but a much more appealing young man - don't you think? On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.
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On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.
you do get tube things to help females stand up to piss :P it is used for concerts lol a mate has one :)
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On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.
you do get tube things to help females stand up to piss :P it is used for concerts lol a mate has one :)
;D ;D ;D Thanks Andy, in the interests of balance I'll locate one just in case ;D :y
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On the original point, I still won't make any plans to attempt a standing piss all the same.
you do get tube things to help females stand up to piss :P it is used for concerts lol a mate has one :)
;D ;D ;D Thanks Andy, in the interests of balance I'll locate one just in case ;D :y
you could use it at the meets if the ladies is out the door lol :P just a thought zulu ;)
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
Sooo passe, matey.
So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?
Oh yeah, they DNQ.
Again.
But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
:y
theres always one moron that bites
it was a joke look it up
while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you :y
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
Sooo passe, matey.
So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?
Oh yeah, they DNQ.
Again.
But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
:y
theres always one moron that bites
it was a joke look it up
while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you :y
Oh dear - no wonder people go off this site with snipes like that. ::) ::) ::)
If you can't take it, don't dish it! ;)
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
In the quest for true enlightenment perhaps Mr Rooney could immerse himself in the richness of the dialect should he watch this and similar examples. :y
WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE SOME MIGHT FIND OBJECTIONABLE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6FvXxte4I[/media]
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I heard a rumour that the remainder of the England games are to be shown on the Gay channel as itv have decided that broadcasting 11 men getting pumped for 90 mins is too much for them.
Sooo passe, matey.
So how many games do Scotlandshire have left in the World Cup then?
Oh yeah, they DNQ.
Again.
But is it true that they now have a new name?
'Scotland Nil' or was it 'Scotland Fail'?
:y
theres always one moron that bites
it was a joke look it up
while you are at it look this one up too it was a match we won http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn but you dont hear us bleating on about it do you :y
Oh dear - no wonder people go off this site with snipes like that. ::) ::) ::)
If you can't take it, don't dish it! ;)
pots and kettles big man ......
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"Get yer heid sorted ya wee bam, ignore thae tubes in the press, chill oot, gerrintae the boax an' stick the baw in yon onion bag"
or words to that effect :y
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i3_FVYHBIKc8YDtu3c9k_fbN13SA
In the quest for true enlightenment perhaps Mr Rooney could immerse himself in the richness of the dialect should he watch this and similar examples. :y
WARNING: CONTAINS LANGUAGE SOME MIGHT FIND OBJECTIONABLE
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6FvXxte4I[/media]
Zulu - thats the funniest thing I've ever seen on you tube - pure magic wee man!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:y :y
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Brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D