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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 22 June 2010, 21:57:24
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> Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker ?
> A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
> Q. What is a mixed feeling ?
> A. When you see your Mother-in-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
> Q. What is the height of conceit ?
> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
> Q. What is the definition of 'Macho'?
> A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
> Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball ?
> A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
> Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex ?
> A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
> Q.Why is divorce so expensive ?
> A. Because it's worth it.
> Q. What is a Yankee ?
> A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
> Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common ?
> A. They both like a tight seal.
> Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common ?
> A. Their balls are just for decoration.
> Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
> A. About three inches.
> Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony ?
> A. It's not hard.
> Q: What is the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife ?
> A: 45 pounds.
> Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband ?
> A: 45 minutes.
> Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
> Q: What is the difference between medium and rare ?
> A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
> Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning ?
> A. They don't have balls to scratch
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;D ;D ;D That gave me a wee giggle or two ;D ;D :y
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Life's little ironies!!! 8-)
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All good ones ;D ;D ;D ;D
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The last one is played out in our bedroom every morning! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y