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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Peachy on 23 June 2010, 19:19:47
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really peaved.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scales.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Made me smile that Di :D
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Made me smile that Di :D
Glad I was able to put a smile on your face Oh Mighty One :y
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Made me smile that Di :D
Glad I was able to put a smile on your face Oh Mighty One. :y
I would be the Oh Mighty One if I could lift the bird in your joke ;D
Oh I removed your swear word, when I see you your over my knee you naughty girl ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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bloody hell Daz, you scared her off. (Ex member) ? ;D
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bloody hell Daz, you scared her off. (Ex member) ? ;D
Me? what have I done? ;D
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bloody hell Daz, you scared her off. (Ex member) ? ;D
Me? what have I done? ;D
Well if it was Di's last post then it looks like you have upset her by editing her post.
DLK to DFP (Darth Forum Police) ::)
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bloody hell Daz, you scared her off. (Ex member) ? ;D
Me? what have I done? ;D
Well if it was Di's last post then it looks like you have upset her by editing her post.
DLK to DFP (Darth Forum Police) ::)
Ah well, you haven't spat your dummy out yet....not to worry :y
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
To be honest Tunnie I would not have though so, but if it is I will still sleep like a baby tonight ;)
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Might have been the thought of being bent over his knee! :D
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i think id be too embaressed to come back again after the 2nd time. why not just go and sulk for a few days, like i do when i get insulted about my sexual preferences for sheep. ;D ;D
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
To be honest Tunnie I would not have though so, but if it is I will still sleep like a baby tonight ;)
Now now Daz, hardly the view of an impartial admin.......zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzz snore. :-X
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
To be honest Tunnie I would not have though so, but if it is I will still sleep like a baby tonight ;)
Now now Daz, hardly the view of an impartial admin.......zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzz snore. :-X
He don't snore now he's got his gimp mask.
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
To be honest Tunnie I would not have though so, but if it is I will still sleep like a baby tonight ;)
Now now Daz, hardly the view of an impartial admin.......zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzz snore. :-X
Truth I'm afraid :)
Anyway I aren't an Admin, just the Admins whipping boy ;D ;D
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i think id be too embaressed to come back again after the 2nd time. why not just go and sulk for a few days, like i do when i get insulted about my sexual preferences for sheep. ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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bloody hell Daz, you scared her off. (Ex member) ? ;D
Me? what have I done? ;D
Well if it was Di's last post then it looks like you have upset her by editing her post.
DLK to DFP (Darth Forum Police) ::)
Ah well, you haven't spat your dummy out yet....not to worry :y
Not quite sure what you mean there.?
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was it really just you altering her post to remove swear word :o
To be honest Tunnie I would not have though so, but if it is I will still sleep like a baby tonight ;)
Now now Daz, hardly the view of an impartial admin.......zzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzz snore. :-X
Truth I'm afraid :)
Anyway I aren't an Admin, just the Admins whipping boy ;D ;D
Sorry, just had a lovely nap, I know what you mean Daz tbh.
Hold up, I didn't know they where into that sort of thing, all makes sense now. Suspected TB been grooming me for a while, all those gay references. ;D ;D ;D ;D