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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 26 June 2010, 15:50:57
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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.
The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
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Love it :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches while erect.
The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.
Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
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Does that include you or not ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Certainly not - don't fly flags from my car!!
Look at my signature - owning a red sports car adds at least 2 inches to the length of your p*nis :-? :-? :) :) ;)
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Certainly not - don't fly flags from my car!!
Look at my signature - owning a red sports car adds at least 2 inches to the length of your p*nis :-? :-? :) :) ;)
Oh yes i see , Very nice, i bet you get all the girls looking at you while your driving it ;) ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D splendid ;D ;D :y (http://planetsmilies.net/flag-smiley-7324.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
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;D ;D ;D splendid ;D ;D :y (http://planetsmilies.net/flag-smiley-7324.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
Dont say your small zulu, as you got your flag :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window. ;)
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window. ;)
Are you small then richie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D splendid ;D ;D :y (http://planetsmilies.net/flag-smiley-7324.gif) (http://planetsmilies.net)
Dont say your small zulu, as you got your flag :D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Small, Maria? - I'm practically nonexistent :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window. ;)
Are you small then richie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
might just as well be maria what use it gets. :( ;D ;D
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window. ;)
Are you small then richie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
might just as well be maria what use it gets. :( ;D ;D
Has the pub vending machine runout richie. ::) ;D ;D
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i fly a flag with red rum on it from my car window. ;)
Are you small then richie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
might just as well be maria what use it gets. :( ;D ;D
Has the pub vending machine runout richie. ::) ;D ;D
no, it got nicked out the pub last december. ;D ;D
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I have 4 flags on my car (one for each 2 inches) ::)
I was going to fly 5, but odd numbers don't look right and 6 would simply be lying ::) ::)
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I have 4 flags on my car (one for each 2 inches) ::)
I was going to fly 5, but odd numbers don't look right and 6 would simply be lying ::) ::)
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Oh bugger :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Hmmm, was mildly amusing during Italia '90, but doesn't improve with age ;)
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Hmmm, was mildly amusing during Italia '90, but doesn't improve with age ;)
True ---- I am told they get shorter with age ::)
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What does a 6ft x 4ft flag hanging from your bedroom window say?
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What does a 6ft x 4ft flag hanging from your bedroom window say?
::) :P ;) :D
you cant see outside your ground floor window? :)