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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 29 June 2010, 01:37:26
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1. In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!
3. I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens’ iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
5. The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!
6. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets!
7. Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
8. Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
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1. In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!
3. I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens’ iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
5. The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!
6. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets! 7. Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
8. Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
EVERY clothing shop in Hartlepool bar M&S is run by Muslims!, Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Greeks, Croatians, Kazaks, etc;etc; & guess what? all the clothing is made in China!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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1. In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!
3. I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens’ iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
5. The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!
6. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets! 7. Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
8. Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
EVERY clothing shop in Hartlepool bar M&S is run by Muslims!, Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Greeks, Croatians, Kazaks, etc;etc; & guess what? all the clothing is made in China!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Do they sell monkey jackets?
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1. In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa!
2. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Scousers and Pikeys is not the correct answer!
3. I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new childrens’ iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
4. George Clooney is to star in a new film about Gary Glitter, called "Oh, She's Eleven."
5. The wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she's rubbish at snooker!
6. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Hartlepool but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets! 7. Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
8. Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians. It's called Trydixagen.
EVERY clothing shop in Hartlepool bar M&S is run by Muslims!, Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Greeks, Croatians, Kazaks, etc;etc; & guess what? all the clothing is made in China!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Do they sell monkey jackets?
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Watch it you! or you'll be using that single star to cover your poorly nose ;) ;D ;D ;D