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Title: Loo rolls
Post by: Nickbat on 23 April 2007, 19:34:20
Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Chopsdad on 23 April 2007, 20:07:34
Anyone told this news to Frodo?

Aparantly he's an annoying little turd, who hangs around the ring and is difficult to shake off   :D
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: amigov6 on 23 April 2007, 21:36:24
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
:(I've always fancied her but if she only wipes once certain activities might become a little unsavoury!!! :o
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Kevin Wood on 23 April 2007, 21:39:02
I wonder if she's got a slightly different diet to me.
Can't see one sheet working somehow...

Kevin
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 April 2007, 22:12:48
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Anyone told this news to Frodo?

Aparantly he's an annoying little turd, who hangs around the ring and is difficult to shake off   :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Nickbat on 23 April 2007, 22:22:08
Forgot to post the link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Apparently, she has also designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.  ;D

That would go down well in the Savoy. ::)
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: jaydee on 23 April 2007, 22:31:56
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D


dont you mean trousers up
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: hotel21 on 23 April 2007, 22:33:39
I was always tought that three sheets is an ample sufficiency....

One for up,

one for down,



and one to polish with....    ;D
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Nickbat on 23 April 2007, 22:48:13
I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned.  ;D ;D  
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: TheBoy on 23 April 2007, 22:56:45
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned.  ;D ;D  
Ah, yes, the old Civil Service classic.... ::)
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: jaydee on 23 April 2007, 23:03:34
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned.  ;D ;D  
Ah, yes, the old Civil Service classic.... ::)

we had that stuff at school it had plaese wash your hands in red writing on it

you had to wash ya hands anyway as you was covered in cack
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Tony H on 23 April 2007, 23:24:19
I'm sure some of you will remember Izal medicated :o It had two sides the smooth side that spread it all up your back and the rough side that was like wiping your a*se with a brick
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Markjay on 24 April 2007, 00:16:33
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Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 24 April 2007, 09:35:43
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned.  ;D ;D  


Clearly designed to spread the offending excrement thinly over a large area rather than remove it....
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: bob.dent on 24 April 2007, 09:57:48
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

If she can wipe her a*se properly with one sheet of loo paper she must sh*t roses!!   :-? ;D
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: Big Rod on 24 April 2007, 13:39:59
The bog paper here's like John Wayne. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any sh1t!!!
Title: Re: Loo rolls
Post by: bob.dent on 24 April 2007, 14:11:06
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The bog paper here's like John Wayne. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any sh1t!!!

Must be real crap paper then Rod!! ::) ;D ;D