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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Nickbat on 23 April 2007, 19:34:20
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Anyone told this news to Frodo?
Aparantly he's an annoying little turd, who hangs around the ring and is difficult to shake off :D
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."
;D ;D ;D ;D
:(I've always fancied her but if she only wipes once certain activities might become a little unsavoury!!! :o
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I wonder if she's got a slightly different diet to me.
Can't see one sheet working somehow...
Kevin
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Anyone told this news to Frodo?
Aparantly he's an annoying little turd, who hangs around the ring and is difficult to shake off :D
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Forgot to post the link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Apparently, she has also designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve". The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth. ;D
That would go down well in the Savoy. ::)
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."
;D ;D ;D ;D
dont you mean trousers up
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I was always tought that three sheets is an ample sufficiency....
One for up,
one for down,
and one to polish with.... ;D
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned. ;D ;D
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned. ;D ;D
Ah, yes, the old Civil Service classic.... ::)
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned. ;D ;D
Ah, yes, the old Civil Service classic.... ::)
we had that stuff at school it had plaese wash your hands in red writing on it
you had to wash ya hands anyway as you was covered in cack
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I'm sure some of you will remember Izal medicated :o It had two sides the smooth side that spread it all up your back and the rough side that was like wiping your a*se with a brick
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http://playfulpuppy.andrexpuppy.co.uk/playfulpuppy/downloads/andrex_puppy.exe
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I remember the old school issue. It was called Bronco and like greaseproof paper. Impossible to use less than half a roll each time as it redistributed rather than cleaned. ;D ;D
Clearly designed to spread the offending excrement thinly over a large area rather than remove it....
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Keeping everything ot a very basic level tonight, I see that singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. (Yes, it's true!)
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I foresee a society when the local plod will surround your khazi and say "OK, we know you're in there, and we know you've just used four sheets. Come out with your hand up."
;D ;D ;D ;D
If she can wipe her a*se properly with one sheet of loo paper she must sh*t roses!! :-? ;D
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The bog paper here's like John Wayne. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any sh1t!!!
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The bog paper here's like John Wayne. It's rough, tough and doesn't take any sh1t!!!
Must be real crap paper then Rod!! ::) ;D ;D