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Title: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: Nickbat on 13 July 2010, 00:39:59
Read on Rantin Rab's blog
http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/

It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, lays a $100 bill on the desk and says he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs before selecting one for the night.

1. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
2. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
3. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.
4. The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
5. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
6. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

 ;) ;D :y
Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: mudflap on 13 July 2010, 06:59:59
that's exactly it  ;D

Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: Varche on 13 July 2010, 08:55:49
I've seen that before. It explains the credit crisis perfectly ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 July 2010, 10:08:52
We shouldn't worry too much about this as the Messiah is before us:


(http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv345/Catdracula/capt_3014b69ea2a446d98844b77203e0bd.jpg)

All rise and give thanks:


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Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: Banjax on 13 July 2010, 12:34:21
Quote
Read on Rantin Rab's blog
http://rantinrab.blogspot.com/

It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, lays a $100 bill on the desk and says he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs before selecting one for the night.

1. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
2. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
3. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.
4. The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
5. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
6. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

 ;) ;D :y

fitting that as a demonstration of capitilism, it starts with a theft  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: Mysteryman on 13 July 2010, 13:02:30
That's not fiscal stimulation, it's more akin to GB's practice of fiscal simulation. ;D
Title: Re: Fiscal stimulation
Post by: jerry on 13 July 2010, 20:45:26
very good ;D ;D