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Title: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: doog on 23 July 2010, 01:00:35
A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug

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Post by: tidla on 23 July 2010, 01:14:10
doh!  ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 23 July 2010, 07:07:27
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: jonnycool on 23 July 2010, 07:11:27
Good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 23 July 2010, 08:20:59
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Banjax on 23 July 2010, 08:54:27
 ;D ;D



man walks into a bookshop and asks "do you have a copy of Dealing With Rejection Without Killing?"

courtesy of mock the week last night  :y
Title: Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 July 2010, 10:03:52
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y
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Post by: Shallow Al on 23 July 2010, 14:01:52
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 July 2010, 14:44:42
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y


or ....Justin Side ....Groan.... :P :P
Title: Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 July 2010, 15:21:25
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y


or ....Justin Side ....Groan.... :P :P


....and translated into the Cantonese by  Harrd Ly Yinn :y :y
Title: Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: unlucky alf on 23 July 2010, 15:28:50
Another bloke goes into W H Smiths looking for notepads,he asks the young blonde female assistant,,,,"do you keep stationary"?
she replied,,,"i do for the first few minutes then i go like a rattlesnake". ;D ;D
Title: Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: doog on 24 July 2010, 01:48:00
Another guy goes into W H Smiths looking for a book  called
"spend in the sheets" by Mr Completely  :y
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Post by: smithpa7 on 24 July 2010, 08:34:42
'Tiger in the bed' by Claude Balls ;D
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Post by: Amigo on 26 July 2010, 15:51:10
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug

I've got a copy you can borrow!! :D
Title: Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
Post by: bigboykarl on 27 July 2010, 09:10:16
man walks into a library says do u have a book on suicide
librarian answers opps off you'll not bring it back