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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Banjax on 27 July 2010, 19:05:29
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X5
X3
Q7
Mitsubishi Animal Pick-Up*
Mitsubishi Evo I-XI**
Subaru Impreza WRX**
The new Mini
Lexus convertible thing***
Any front-engined, front-wheel drive car with a rear spoiler****
Any SUV/4x4 with bull bars*and****
MGF
Any silver Aston*****
*unless you're a farmer
**unless you don't own a Rally jacket
***although no male would drive one surely?
****why?
*****you're not....i know you think you are....but you're really not - besides, he's a fictional character
there must be more surely, but it has to be cars where everyone driving them must be a wakner, e.g. BMW 3-series is out as not all are wakners in my experience
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Audi Q7
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yep - 3rd line :y ;D
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Drivers are double wakners so worth mentioning twice! ;D
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Drivers are double wakners so worth mentioning twice! ;D
;D ;D :y
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Every car has them :)
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Escort convertible
MX-5
Seem to remember a couple of OOFers having these ?
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I used to have an MX5 & would'nt rule out having another one day & i'm good at driving like a wakner.
I also drive my truck like a wakner & do a little casual cycling when the weather is'nt so hot'n sweaty. I used to ride my Bandit like a wakner but given all that up as i don't fancy a driving ban!!! :D
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I used to have an MX5 & would'nt rule out having another one day & i'm good at driving like a wakner.
I also drive my truck like a wakner & do a little casual cycling when the weather is'nt so hot'n sweaty. I used to ride my Bandit like a wakner but given all that up as i don't fancy a driving ban!!! :D
Oh & i nearly did 60 in the MV6 once! ::)
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MG ZR
ZS
ZT
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I used to have an MX5 & would'nt rule out having another one day & i'm good at driving like a wakner.
I also drive my truck like a wakner & do a little casual cycling when the weather is'nt so hot'n sweaty. I used to ride my Bandit like a wakner but given all that up as i don't fancy a driving ban!!! :D
Oh & i nearly did 60 in the MV6 once! ::)
Then did you change up to second? 8-)
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Bloke round here has a beat-up Omega tractor (ex Taxi, stickers still on bootlid!).
Never mind driving like a wakner, he drives like a proper idiot!
Must be an ex - taxi driver..............
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Bloke round here has a beat-up Omega tractor (ex Taxi, stickers still on bootlid!).
Never mind driving like a wakner, he drives like a proper idiot!
Must be an ex - taxi driver..............
Forgot to mention i drove taxis in Sussex many years back, yes like a nuct.
Seems i fit into all the hated road categories!!! 8-)
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Bloke round here has a beat-up Omega tractor (ex Taxi, stickers still on bootlid!).
Never mind driving like a wakner, he drives like a proper idiot!
Must be an ex - taxi driver..............
Forgot to mention i drove taxis in Sussex many years back, yes like a nuct.
Seems i fit into all the hated road categories!!! 8-)
But we love you, well your curry anyway.... :D :D :D :-*
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Who changed the title............? :D :D :D
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Another 'superstar'
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHg2z9ZgdEc&feature=fvw[/media]
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Bloke round here has a beat-up Omega tractor (ex Taxi, stickers still on bootlid!).
Never mind driving like a superstar, he drives like a proper superstar!
Must be an ex - taxi driver..............
That's NOT what I posted!!!! :D
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the are superstar taxi drivers and there are superstars who drive taxis. :D
two years multidropping in a 7.5tonner for an explosive parcel firm, coupled with hacking sorry, carefully driving ;) transits around various airports for several years are all important training for being a superstar taxi driver rather than just a superstar. :D
still, when i had to take an advanced dsa driving test for my taxi license, i passed first time :o :o
perhaps i should take my hgv test and buy a caravan :-/
real superstars only drive cars from the vw/audi group ;D ;D
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Who changed the title............? :D :D :D
the nanny state :y
didnt think that word would be offensive - a lot of octogenarian vicars on the OOF i guess :o
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Who changed the title............? :D :D :D
the nanny state :y
didnt think that word would be offensive - a lot of octogenarian vicars on the OOF i guess :o
a lot of octogenarian vicars
Yep! You gotta watch the old ones!!
I WOULD ENTREATY THOSE OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION NOT TO LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING LITTLE DITTY.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_MH_Cl8qDw[/media]
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Women > Hummer,Q7,X5 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Men> Ferrari, Lambo,Maserati,Aston,Porche rarely M3,M5 (and for some same as women ;D)
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can't believe I left out the X6, one next to me while filling up earlier - in fairness, i think its more mental illness than just being a.......merchant banker - is there an uglier car, apart from the Porsche Canyonero :y ;D
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Who changed the title............? :D :D :D
the nanny state :y
didnt think that word would be offensive - a lot of octogenarian vicars on the OOF i guess :o
a lot of octogenarian vicars
Yep! You gotta watch the old ones!!
I WOULD ENTREATY THOSE OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION NOT TO LISTEN TO THE FOLLOWING LITTLE DITTY.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_MH_Cl8qDw[/media]
;D ;D ;D
that takes me back, he does a heartwarming Xmas tune too Zulu - I won't go into detail :y
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;D ;D ;D
that takes me back, he does a heartwarming Xmas tune too Zulu - I won't go into detail :y
....... and holds the local cop in high esteem. :y :y
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Another 'superstar'
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHg2z9ZgdEc&feature=fvw[/media]
William Shatner can do what he likes in my opinion - this is the best, the absolute best version of common people in the world ever :y
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4[/media]