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Title: Man Flu
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2010, 08:24:48
Has taken hold of the Dark One :(

Suppose I better make myself better on MW2  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Debs. on 31 July 2010, 08:30:22
 :P Get off down to A&E immediately; sadly, there`s no cure but they may be able to make your final hours more comfortable! ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Welung666 on 31 July 2010, 08:33:33
I had a mild form recently, hot water with a spoon of honey and a squirt of lemon helped (late at night add whiskey too ;) ), the other one I use regularly is a mugful of lemonade in the microwave for 1 minute, warm and still fizzy but very nice (you can also add whiskey to that too ;) ).
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 July 2010, 08:46:27
aspirin + lots of orange juice + rest=normal recovery..

or a speedy recovery= 2 lemon juice + 1 teaspoon salt (mix and apply on all body)

 :y

ps : if lungs are effected antibiotics are necessary..
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2010, 13:53:19
Big Girl's Blouse. ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 July 2010, 13:58:28
forget the recipes , come here..

43 celcius, if you wont die, I guarantee all viruses will  dry and die within 15 minutes ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 July 2010, 14:48:59
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:P Get off down to A&E immediately; sadly, there`s no cure but they may be able to make your final hours more comfortable! ;D


As a mere woman Ms Debs......We men do not expect you to understand...... just how severe and life threatening genuine man flu can be.... ;) :-* :-*.
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Tony H on 31 July 2010, 17:58:05
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:P Get off down to A&E immediately; sadly, there`s no cure but they may be able to make your final hours more comfortable! ;D

If man flu affected women it would have a faitality rate of 100% ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Gaffers on 31 July 2010, 18:25:48
Man-up, wetpants!  :D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: omegadan67 on 31 July 2010, 18:32:54
mw2 is not a known cure for man flu in fact there is no known cure for man flu where do we send the wreaths to???????? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: fudgee on 31 July 2010, 18:37:19
ONLY REAL MEN GET MAN FLU AND ITS ONLY WOMEN THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2010, 18:38:53
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ONLY REAL MEN GET MAN FLU AND ITS ONLY WOMEN THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT :y :y :y :y :y

You've never met Daz have you? ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: omegadan67 on 31 July 2010, 18:40:11
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ONLY REAL MEN GET MAN FLU AND ITS ONLY WOMEN THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT :y :y :y :y :y

You've never met Daz have you? ;D


what are you implying with that coment? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: fudgee on 31 July 2010, 18:42:29
No not had that pleasure yet mate :-?
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 July 2010, 18:48:58
Zok is not as comfortable with his sexuality as I am with mine. He has grown his hair and is developing with pride his shapely manboob's to what end I aren't exactly sure. There has been mention of a gender change!
 :-?

Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 July 2010, 18:57:29
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Zok is not as comfortable with his sexuality as I am with mine. He has grown his hair and is developing with pride his shapely manboob's to what end I aren't exactly sure. There has been mention of a gender change!
 :-?

I see this "man-flu" is making you more delusional than your normal mad as a spoon self. ;D
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Tony H on 31 July 2010, 19:46:27
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Zok is not as comfortable with his sexuality as I am with mine. He has grown his hair and is developing with pride his shapely manboob's to what end I aren't exactly sure. There has been mention of a gender change!
 :-?


Daz, put this well known phrase in the right order black kettle sooty calling pot arse the :)
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: Vamps on 01 August 2010, 00:55:43
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Zok is not as comfortable with his sexuality as I am with mine. He has grown his hair and is developing with pride his shapely manboob's to what end I aren't exactly sure. There has been mention of a gender change!
 :-?


Daz, put this well known phrase in the right order black kettle sooty calling pot arse the :)

 :D :D :-X
Title: Re: Man Flu
Post by: omegod on 01 August 2010, 13:00:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ