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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Shackeng on 06 August 2010, 23:46:36
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Paddy goes to confession after a round of golf.
"What is troubling you , my son" says padre.
" Fayther, I'm afraid I've been using the F word again today." Says Pat
" And why was that my son?"
" Well, Fayther, I'm a bit of a golf fanatic, and I played this morning,...." "ahh what a coincidence" says the priest, " I'm by way of being a bit of a golfer myself, what was the problem?"
"Well Fayther, I drove off on the first, straight into a fairway bunker."
" Ahh yes, my son, I can see you might let a swearword slip then."
" Oh no Fayther, I played a good shot out of the bunker, but it just trickled into the greenside bunker."
" Well, my son, that would test the angels language control, was that when you failed."
" Oh no Fayther, I splashed out beautifully to within two feet of the pin."
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"..And you missed the f******g putt!!!"
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