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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: PhilRich on 30 August 2010, 15:17:38
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One day, God decides he's been a bit harsh on Freddie Mercury & takes it upon himself to make amends. "Freddie" he says, "I feel that my actions in the past have been pretty harsh & for that I sincerely apologise, so i'm going to give you a second chance & you can go back as anyone you like"!
"Liverpool Goalie" says Freddie without hesitation.
God looks a bit confused & says, "But I thought you hated football Freddie"?
"I do" says Freddie, "but i'll have ten ar**holes in front of me, thousands of pr**ks behind me, and lets face it, I'm not likely to catch anything"!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Have you been drinking?