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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: jereboam on 05 September 2010, 23:24:09

Title: Meltdown
Post by: jereboam on 05 September 2010, 23:24:09

I used to be 5' 3" tall, but I now seem to have shrunk to a mere 5' 1". 

I used to wear size 6 shoes, but I now need size 7.

I am clearly subsiding.

Also, in the past 50 years, average life expectancy has risen dramatically.

Now, assuming that these changes will all have exponential rates of increase, I have worked out that by the time I'm 114, I'll need size 14 shoes and I'll only be 19" high. 

I think I might need a different car. :)

Title: Re: Meltdown
Post by: tidla on 05 September 2010, 23:30:18

would that do.

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Title: Re: Meltdown
Post by: Sixstring on 06 September 2010, 10:20:30

PMSL......................


Sometimes, some things just tickle me right..................!

Title: Re: Meltdown
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 September 2010, 12:07:06

Quote

I used to be 5' 3" tall, but I now seem to have shrunk to a mere 5' 1". 

I used to wear size 6 shoes, but I now need size 7.

I am clearly subsiding.

Also, in the past 50 years, average life expectancy has risen dramatically.

Now, assuming that these changes will all have exponential rates of increase, I have worked out that by the time I'm 114, I'll need size 14 shoes and I'll only be 19" high. 

I think I might need a different car. :)

....or a cushion...JB.. ;)

Title: Re: Meltdown
Post by: Varche on 06 September 2010, 13:45:38

Fantastic. That has cheered me up no end!

Only another 64 years before you draw your pension , That will be something to look forward too.