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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sixstring on 09 September 2010, 11:56:55
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Always get held up at the same place on the route to work, the road works appear to be going on forever!
Anyway, in the queue today was a Toyota HiLux pickup. Eminating from it was the strongest "fish and chip shop" smell possible, resulting in shouts from the other stopped drivers of " cod and chips twice please" and " number 54' and fried rice mate!!"
I know its childish, but giggled all the way to work after that. Poor bloke, it really STANK.
(wonder what he's running on? ::) ::) ::))
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Perhaps he was a chippie on his way to repair some chipped woodwork?
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
This is no plaice for that sort of humour. ;) ;D
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals.
;) ;D
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals. ;) ;D
Groan..... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
I hope it wasn't done so in a battered van. :-/ :-/
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Groan........................
Wish I haddocked bothered now!
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals.
;) ;D
H e'll be well pleased no doubt. :y
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
This is no plaice for that sort of humour. ;) ;D
I would have thought that this was the sole place where such humour would be appreciated - no?
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals.
;) ;D
I hope things go swimming-ly :y
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I'm going, before I CATCH something fishy.............
(hat, coat, exit stage left.........................)
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals.
;) ;D
I hope things go swimming-ly :y
I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion. ;) ;D
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"
I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I crack myself up. :D
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"
I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I crack myself up. :D
£11.50? They did you up like a kipper! ;) ;D ;D
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"
I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I crack myself up. :D
Cod almighty, smells a bit fishy to me! ::) ;D
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.
Strange or what? ;D
So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"
I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I crack myself up. :D
£11.50? They did you up like a kipper! ;) ;D ;D
Yep, ST should have realised that they angling for business. One can't be too careful nowadays, there are too many dubious characters trouting for business. :-/
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.
I love jelly deals.
;) ;D
I hope things go swimming-ly :y
I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion. ;) ;D
You'll find it on that hook in the closet where you left it. :y
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P
That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y
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Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid" ::)
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Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid" ::)
You're right P, ST should call a Maori friend to seek advice. :y :y
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P
That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y
Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut :y
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P
That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y
Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut :y
That's OK Phil, I wouldn't like to sea you all at sea over the matter - I do hope that you'll be able to weed out the worst of the mistakes. :y
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We're having a whale of a time with this one.
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We're having a whale of a time with this one.
I hope its mam'll not mind
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
We're trawling the depths now. ;D :y
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means. ;) ;D
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means. ;) ;D
did she fall for any of your one liners.
ill let myself trout.
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means. ;) ;D
Obviously not one to cast aside but one to lure by spinning a tail or two while trying to avoid making a rod for one's own back.
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I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several... ::)
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I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several... ::)
May have to make something up on the fly in that case.
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I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several... ::)
May have to make something up on the fly in that case.
;D ;D ;D :y
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[size=24]"ENOUGH !!!"[/size] :D
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[size=24]"ENOUGH !!!"[/size] :D
Problem?
No need to shout, our herring is quite fine, thanks.... ;)
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Hope I haven't made a gaffe by posting this one.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utkMQJeiK50[/media]
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
You mean we are trawling the depths now?
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
I must admit that was a bit of a catch all post Ian.
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
I must admit that was a bit of a catch all post Ian.
T'was posted in the correct plaice though.... ;)
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
You mean we are trawling the depths now?
Maybe just dab ling around.
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I'm gutted - can't think of any more. :(
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I'm gutted - can't think of any more. :(
Me neither, I'm about to fall off my perch!
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You could say we are stuck in a tench. anyway must go got to see my pikey mate john dory and his tiddlers in the morning they live in a small caravan they are packed in like sardines got to tuna his piano :D
Ps think I went a bit far with that one ;D
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You could say we are stuck in a tench. anyway must go got to see my pikey mate john dory and his tiddlers in the morning they live in a small caravan they are packed in like sardines got to tuna his piano :D
Ps think I went a bit far with that one ;D
;D ;D ;D Well done :y
However, you may be OK Ian as I understand some of his shrimps are off to sea horses - I note that the piano tuning is the key point of the visit after all.
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Stunning, Mates........t'was indeed JUST FOR A GIGGLE!!
Didn't think that was how the thread was going, but LMAO at the fish references.
COD we lock the thread now???? (had to do it..............)