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Title: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Sixstring on 09 September 2010, 11:56:55
Always get held up at the same place on the route to work, the road works appear to be going on forever!

Anyway, in the queue today was a Toyota HiLux pickup. Eminating from it was the strongest "fish and chip shop" smell possible, resulting in shouts from the other stopped drivers of " cod and chips twice please" and " number 54' and fried rice mate!!"

I know its childish, but giggled all the way to work after that. Poor bloke, it really STANK.

(wonder what he's running on? ::) ::) ::))
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 12:29:46
Perhaps he was a chippie on his way to repair some chipped woodwork?
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Post by: Mysteryman on 09 September 2010, 14:03:39
Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D
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Post by: Nickbat on 09 September 2010, 14:16:08
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D

This is no plaice for that sort of humour.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Nickbat on 09 September 2010, 14:18:55
Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

 ;) ;D 
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Post by: PhilRich on 09 September 2010, 14:26:09
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals. ;) ;D 







Groan..... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 14:36:12
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D

I hope it wasn't done so in a battered van. :-/ :-/
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Sixstring on 09 September 2010, 14:39:24
Groan........................
Wish I haddocked bothered now!
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 14:40:18
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

 ;) ;D 

H e'll be well pleased no doubt. :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 14:43:37
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D

This is no plaice for that sort of humour.  ;) ;D

I would have thought that this was the sole place where such humour would be appreciated - no?
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 14:45:24
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

 ;) ;D 

I hope things go swimming-ly :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Sixstring on 09 September 2010, 14:47:48
I'm going, before I CATCH something fishy.............

(hat, coat, exit stage left.........................)
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Nickbat on 09 September 2010, 14:54:12
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

 ;) ;D 

I hope things go swimming-ly :y

I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion. ;) ;D
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Post by: Mysteryman on 09 September 2010, 15:38:00
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D


So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I crack myself up. :D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Nickbat on 09 September 2010, 16:02:46
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D


So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I crack myself up. :D


£11.50? They did you up like a kipper!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: PhilRich on 09 September 2010, 16:09:13
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D


So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I crack myself up. :D






Cod almighty, smells a bit fishy to me! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 16:16:43
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Here's something weird. I ordered fish and chips to be delivered and when I asked how to pay she said C.O.D.

Strange or what? ;D


So when my fish and chips arrive, the driver says "£11.50 please"
I says "£11.50? I thought they were £5.50"
He says" The fish'n'chips are £5.50. Then there's the delivery charge, the service charge and the VAT"

I says" When I ordered fish and chips, I never expected them to be delivered by a shark!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I crack myself up. :D


£11.50? They did you up like a kipper!  ;) ;D ;D


Yep, ST should have realised that they angling for business.  One can't be too careful nowadays, there are too many dubious characters trouting for business. :-/
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 16:17:52
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Mind you, talking of ordering I've just arranged the food for my boy's party. Phone Hartleys and haggled a really good price.

I love jelly deals.

 ;) ;D 

I hope things go swimming-ly :y

I'm sure they will. I might even dig out my herringbone suit for the occasion. ;) ;D

You'll find it on that hook in the closet where you left it. :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: PhilRich on 09 September 2010, 16:20:00
I'm following this with baited breath! :P
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 16:25:39
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P

That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Proz on 09 September 2010, 16:31:06
Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid"  ::)
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 16:38:45
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Thats not good ... imagine trying to overcharge you five "squid"  ::)



You're right P, ST should call a Maori friend to seek advice. :y :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: PhilRich on 09 September 2010, 16:45:56
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P

That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y




Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut  :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 16:49:33
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I'm following this with baited breath! :P

That was a reely good line Phil. :y :y




Well I thought I would just 'float' it by you Zulu, solely to save anyone else skateing into shallow water & floundering, as my bad spelling is becoming a bad halibut  :y

That's OK Phil, I wouldn't like to sea you all at sea over the matter - I do hope that you'll be able to weed out the worst of the mistakes. :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Mysteryman on 09 September 2010, 17:06:51
We're having a whale of a time with this one.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 17:11:05
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We're having a whale of a time with this one.


I hope its mam'll not mind
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: plym ian on 09 September 2010, 23:04:25
will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:06:49
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D


We're trawling the depths now. ;D :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Nickbat on 09 September 2010, 23:07:00
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D

Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: tidla on 09 September 2010, 23:14:24
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D

Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means.  ;) ;D

did she fall for any of your one liners.

ill let myself trout.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:15:27
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will you lot stop carping on about fish. thought this was about a pick up that smelt like a chippy could have been my mate aNETte shes a real catch :D :D :D

Indeed she is. Not an old trout by any means.  ;) ;D


Obviously not one to cast aside but one to lure by spinning a tail or two while trying to avoid making a rod for one's own back.

Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: hotel21 on 09 September 2010, 23:16:00
I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several...   ::)
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:18:40
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I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several...   ::)

May have to make something up on the fly in that case.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: hotel21 on 09 September 2010, 23:22:14
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I'll end up scupperring this thread soon unless some trout loups up and takes it up a scale or several...   ::)

May have to make something up on the fly in that case.

 ;D  ;D  ;D   :y
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Turk on 09 September 2010, 23:34:55
[size=24]"ENOUGH !!!"[/size]  :D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: hotel21 on 09 September 2010, 23:38:01
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[size=24]"ENOUGH !!!"[/size]  :D
Problem?

No need to shout, our herring is quite fine, thanks....   ;)
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:42:11
Hope I haven't made a gaffe by posting this one.



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utkMQJeiK50[/media]
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: plym ian on 09 September 2010, 23:47:12
Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: hotel21 on 09 September 2010, 23:51:17
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D

You mean we are trawling the depths now?

Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:53:05
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D

I must admit that was a bit of a catch all post Ian.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: hotel21 on 09 September 2010, 23:54:27
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D

I must admit that was a bit of a catch all post Ian.

T'was posted in the correct plaice though.... ;)
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:55:53
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Oh for cod's hake we've hit rock bottom it's making me green around the gill's this topic :D :D

You mean we are trawling the depths now?



Maybe just dab ling around.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 September 2010, 00:02:12
I'm gutted - can't think of any more. :(
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Nickbat on 10 September 2010, 00:13:34
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I'm gutted - can't think of any more. :(


Me neither, I'm about to fall off my perch!
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: plym ian on 10 September 2010, 00:50:02
You could say we are stuck in a tench. anyway must go got to see my pikey mate john dory and his tiddlers in the morning they live in a small caravan they are packed in like sardines got to tuna his piano :D

Ps think I went a bit far with that one ;D
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 September 2010, 08:28:17
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You could say we are stuck in a tench. anyway must go got to see my pikey mate john dory and his tiddlers in the morning they live in a small caravan they are packed in like sardines got to tuna his piano :D

Ps think I went a bit far with that one ;D

 ;D ;D ;D Well done :y


However, you may be OK Ian as I understand some of his shrimps are off to sea horses - I note that the piano tuning is the key point of the visit after all.
Title: Re: Just for a giggle............
Post by: Sixstring on 10 September 2010, 08:33:36
Stunning, Mates........t'was indeed JUST FOR A GIGGLE!!

Didn't think that was how the thread was going, but LMAO at the fish references.

COD we lock the thread now????       (had to do it..............)