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Title: Nobody believes Seniors
Post by: dbug on 09 September 2010, 23:39:42

...and then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50?"  I said "Nudity"


When you think about it, God has to be the best inventor of all time.  He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.


Know how to prevent sagging?  Just eat 'till the wrinkles fill out.


My wife said "What are you doing today?"
I said "Nothing"
She said "You did that yesterday"
I said "I wasn't finished"
Title: Re: Nobody believes Seniors
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2010, 23:49:17
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
Title: Re: Nobody believes Seniors
Post by: Chris_H on 10 September 2010, 09:26:31
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;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
You knew her? ;D
Title: Re: Nobody believes Seniors
Post by: beemerdevil on 10 September 2010, 09:26:55
 ;D ;D ;D very good - made me chuckle  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Nobody believes Seniors
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 September 2010, 10:18:54
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;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D

No 2 was stellar 8-) 8-) :y
You knew her? ;D

I did indeed Chris; she was a real star who possessed a heavenly body. ;D :y