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Title: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: dad1uk on 12 September 2010, 06:58:51

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."


He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"






The wife replied,









"The flippin' funeral director would be my first guess."  :o :o

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: PhilRich on 12 September 2010, 15:31:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: zvi on 12 September 2010, 16:06:15

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: maria on 12 September 2010, 16:14:23

That made me laugh ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: dbug on 12 September 2010, 18:16:37

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: Vamps on 12 September 2010, 21:18:34

Quote

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."


He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"






The wife replied,









"The flippin' funeral director would be my first guess."  :o :o

Even Miss Vamps has learned to ignore me whey I try that one..... :D :D :D unless I add onto the end 'when mummy says so'... ;D ;D ;D
Mind Miss Vamps has just walked in with my Whisky Glass, without me asking... :y :y :y

Title: Re: You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
Post by: mh_trigger on 12 September 2010, 23:11:01

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A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."


He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"






The wife replied,









"The flippin' funeral director would be my first guess."  :o :o

i dont think there would be a reply.......just a swift quick to the goolies :'(