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Title: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: dbug on 12 September 2010, 15:20:24

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?

Well here it is.

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends.  Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel up to it at all.
Luckily, his  wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.

'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'

'Oh yes, Granddad' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see a single rsehole, blind b*stard, pillock or w*nker anywhere we went today!'

 ;) ;)

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: PhilRich on 12 September 2010, 15:26:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 September 2010, 17:05:55

 ;D ;D ;D Splendid  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: jerry on 12 September 2010, 22:47:09

As a grandad myself I can only say "how very true"! ;D

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: mh_trigger on 12 September 2010, 22:55:39

 ;D

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: Vamps on 12 September 2010, 23:04:24

Nice one........ :y :y :y

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: Jimbob on 13 September 2010, 06:58:39

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: maria on 13 September 2010, 09:58:24

Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: Sixstring on 13 September 2010, 10:10:13

Sounds like my mum driving.............................REALLY!

Title: Re: Grandmothers and Grandfathers
Post by: beemerdevil on 13 September 2010, 12:04:35

 ;D ;D [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif]
nice one... made me chuckle :y