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Title: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Debs. on 13 September 2010, 21:55:10

"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: maria on 13 September 2010, 21:57:15

Yeah they are ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 September 2010, 22:01:47

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"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331

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Making sperm available over the internet

Would it make it E jaculate in that case?

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 September 2010, 22:05:33

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"Making sperm available over the internet!" :-/

...now that would be a dodgy download! ::)

What a pair of tossers! ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-11284331

I understand the bloke who conceived this idea is called Juan Kerr. :y

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Amigo on 13 September 2010, 22:09:31

They're playing the game. They should hold a licence to send/transport sperm (i've got an adr & it does'nt cover that!)
But thier arguement is they're just putting interested parties in touch with eachother to make their own transportation arrangements. We'll have to see what the courts COME up with.
   A sticky subject!!! ::)
    

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Gaffers on 13 September 2010, 22:13:19

They were just about to launch their new sperm collection device....

the iSquirt  ::)

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: greenman on 13 September 2010, 22:20:04

Hope the judge doesn,t tell the court to "Come to order"

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: moggy on 13 September 2010, 22:38:11

If you work for them,do you do a week in hand ;D ;D :D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: PhilRich on 13 September 2010, 22:39:05

Oh come come now boys & girls, this pairmust be wthanked for having had the spend to come out into the open! It's a load of responsibility they've taken on! I bet they did a lot of tossing & turning, and remember everything isn't as black & white(mice) as it semens  ::)

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Unicornrider on 13 September 2010, 23:04:16

Hang on people...these two blokes saw an oppertunity too make some money then fair play.

How many women have gone out with the sole intention of getting a wad banged up her...ive known several im sad too say.

Point is if men wanted too donate and women wanted too recieve then fair play too them. :y

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: tidla on 14 September 2010, 00:36:08

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Hang on people...these two blokes saw an oppertunity too make some money then fair play.

How many women have gone out with the sole intention of getting a wad banged up her...ive known several im sad too say.

Point is if men wanted too donate and women wanted too recieve then fair play too them. :y

im sure its all in hand.

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Terbs on 14 September 2010, 00:39:01

OMG....you lot are something else !!!! :o :o :o :o :o

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: CaptainZok on 14 September 2010, 01:00:37

Could be the answer to the credit crunch.
Knock one out in a jam jar and bung it on ebay. ;D ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: dbug on 14 September 2010, 01:57:20

Just another internet dating agency :-/

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Unicornrider on 14 September 2010, 10:31:19

Well lets face it if your a woman who"s fat and Ugly...hell even fat...what chance have you of getting laid.

Pretty much zero...thats where these guys step in. :y

Or a closet homosexual who wants too drink the milk but not milk the cow. ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 September 2010, 11:59:02

What (not)...a cock up.. :)

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: scimmy_man on 14 September 2010, 12:43:08

sorry love we are out of bottles, would you like draught? ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 14 September 2010, 14:10:59

I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: scimmy_man on 14 September 2010, 16:32:56

I see romance isnt dead? ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Debs. on 14 September 2010, 16:35:51

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I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*

 ::) Don`t discount; just BOGOF will you! ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Mysteryman on 14 September 2010, 17:21:20

Excellent replies :y  Made me larf ;D ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: Dodger on 14 September 2010, 19:50:15

Do they do free demonstrations?  :y

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: PhilRich on 14 September 2010, 19:55:45

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I can certainly do without any more rugrats.......but I'd be willing to empty my happy sack for the ladies if the price is right... ::) ::).....20% reduction for any OOF ladies who require this service... :-* :-* :-*

 ::) Don`t discount; just BOGOF will you! ;D

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 Nice one Debs  ;D :y
 ;D ;D I said you buy one, you get one free!  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Semen donor pair come before the courts.....
Post by: waspy on 14 September 2010, 20:15:22

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Do they do free demonstrations?  :y

I don't think i'd like to see that :o :o