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Title: Joke
Post by: PhilRich on 15 September 2010, 11:36:39
TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Jimbob on 15 September 2010, 11:40:06
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Debs. on 15 September 2010, 11:47:03
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....

Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: PhilRich on 15 September 2010, 11:51:02
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....

Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
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Absolutely BRILLIANT Debs  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: jonnycool on 15 September 2010, 12:42:14
Tee hee  ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 15 September 2010, 13:04:44
Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: smithpa7 on 15 September 2010, 13:15:08
Outstanding ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: dbug on 15 September 2010, 19:40:17
pml - nice one mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 September 2010, 19:49:49
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Be careful though! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Amigo on 15 September 2010, 20:57:33
It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Debs. on 15 September 2010, 21:03:44
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o

 :o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket!  ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Amigo on 15 September 2010, 21:41:20
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o

 :o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket!  ;D
Can you throw a 3/4 drive ratchet? TB can. Hear the mechanic scream. Run mechanic!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Sixstring on 15 September 2010, 21:49:28
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

post count  4430 :-X

My god you're brave..................
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Amigo on 15 September 2010, 22:03:20
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

post count  4430 :-X

My god you're brave..................
Some of us have nothing to lose! 8-)