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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: PhilRich on 15 September 2010, 11:36:39
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....
Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....
Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
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Absolutely BRILLIANT Debs :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tee hee ;D ;D
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Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
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Outstanding ;D ;D ;D :y
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pml - nice one mate ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Be careful though! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o
:o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket! ;D
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o
:o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket! ;D
Can you throw a 3/4 drive ratchet? TB can. Hear the mechanic scream. Run mechanic!!!!! ;D
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
post count 4430 :-X
My god you're brave..................
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
post count 4430 :-X
My god you're brave..................
Some of us have nothing to lose! 8-)