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Title: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 19:23:26
Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Mysteryman on 17 September 2010, 19:28:15
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Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers ::)


You may have to go down to model the willie warmers. :-/
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: hoofing it on 17 September 2010, 19:28:34
So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Mysteryman on 17 September 2010, 19:29:39
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y


If Pete is anything like me, that would frighten the life out him. :o
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 19:31:42
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y
I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Mysteryman on 17 September 2010, 19:33:14
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y
I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them ;D


Except your darling wife, of course. ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Amigo on 17 September 2010, 19:33:32
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y


If Pete is anything like me, that would frighten the life out him. :o
I was about to say i can be in Northwich pretty darn quick but yes Steve, reckon i'd bottle it.
   Be careful what you wish for!!! ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 19:36:37
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y
I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them ;D


Except your darling wife, of course. ::)
Let me think about that one  ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Richie London on 17 September 2010, 19:43:06
be a nice quiet day tomorrow then if the wifes hungover  :)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Mysteryman on 17 September 2010, 19:52:25
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be a nice quiet day tomorrow then if the wifes hungover  :)


Nah. She'll wake up farting and demanding a fry up. ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Debs. on 17 September 2010, 20:26:28
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Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers ::)

 :P Start to worry when you hear the sound of sets of car-keys being dropped into the fruit bowl! ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: SJKOO01 on 17 September 2010, 20:34:23
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Wifey is having a few mates around tonight for a girlie (witches of eastwick) night in. They are due in about 10 minutes and the swearing has started already, she's under pressure as the buffet type affair has turned into an unoffcial competition, luckily my chores are done and i'm hiding upstairs out of the way with a few beers ::)

 :P Start to worry when you hear the sound of sets of car-keys being dropped into the fruit bowl! ;D

As it's a buffet type affair, are you sure you don't mean 'Punch bowl' ?  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 17 September 2010, 20:35:56
Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull  ;) ;D :y
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Welung666 on 17 September 2010, 20:36:58
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Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull  ;) ;D :y

and broken bull by 9:15 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 20:37:58
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Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull  ;) ;D :y
I would have to climb out of the window youth, she's locked me in the spare room until everyone has gone  ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 17 September 2010, 20:43:05
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Get down there Youth... think about the Old Bull & Young Bull  ;) ;D :y
I would have to climb out of the window youth, she's locked me in the spare room until everyone has gone  ;D

No, there bidding at the moment to see who has to come upstairs to you......lowest one has to do the deed ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: SJKOO01 on 17 September 2010, 20:47:31
Let's hope you don't have to experience the likes of this if your unlucky...... !!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7JB68sLGY8
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: zirax on 17 September 2010, 21:26:54
Ah the infamous night. Did you manage to move all your stuff in time?
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 21:36:35
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Ah the infamous night. Did you manage to move all your stuff in time?
Yep with 20 minutes to spare ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: joshwyatt on 17 September 2010, 21:41:55
As soon as I read 'Soiree' I instantly thought of Hyacinth Bucket, or should that be Bouquet  ;D
Are they all having a candelight dinner? Invite Daz round to sing Rick Astley to make the evening a success  ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 21:45:02
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As soon as I read 'Soiree' I instantly thought of Hyacinth Bucket, or should that be Bouquet  ;D
Are they all having a candelight dinner? Invite Daz round to sing Rick Astley to make the evening a success  ::)
Josh you've hit the nail on the head there mate, thats who my misses reminds me of  ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Richie London on 17 September 2010, 22:01:48
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Ah the infamous night. Did you manage to move all your stuff in time?
Yep with 20 minutes to spare ;D


have you got the porn stash out now then  ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 22:08:23
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Ah the infamous night. Did you manage to move all your stuff in time?
Yep with 20 minutes to spare ;D


have you got the porn stash out now then  ;D
There's no need for a porn stash these day Richie all I use the old boy for now is stirring the tea ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Richie London on 17 September 2010, 22:13:02
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Ah the infamous night. Did you manage to move all your stuff in time?
Yep with 20 minutes to spare ;D


have you got the porn stash out now then  ;D
There's no need for a porn stash these day Richie all I use the old boy for now is stirring the tea ::)

 :y ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Elite Pete on 17 September 2010, 23:19:02
I think its time they went now, i'm getting bored ::)
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: tidla on 17 September 2010, 23:19:31
that negates the cuppa when popping in for a tune up. ;D
Title: Re: Soiree
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 18 September 2010, 00:20:31
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So your luck might be in tonight a house full of drunk horny wimin ;D ;D ;D :y
I couldn't consume enough alcohol to make me want to go anywhere near any of them ;D


Except your darling wife, of course. ::)
Let me think about that one  ;D

Just cathching up on the threads and saw your comment above and was about to comment on why you had to think about it but carried on reading the thread and saw

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As soon as I read 'Soiree' I instantly thought of Hyacinth Bucket, or should that be Bouquet  ;D
Are they all having a candelight dinner? Invite Daz round to sing Rick Astley to make the evening a success  ::)
Josh you've hit the nail on the head there mate, thats who my misses reminds me of  ::)

Hope they all had a good night.   :-X  ;D ;D  :y