Tell us J, we'll have a one-legged midget jumping into the calculations next. :(
He choses no pair, but goes out and buys a pair of blue shoes to match his blue suit :D :D ;)Lizzie were talking about a man not a woman :D ;D :D
QuoteHe choses no pair, but goes out and buys a pair of blue shoes to match his blue suit :D :D ;)Lizzie were talking about a man not a woman :D ;D :D
he'd have to pull 11 out, first nine could be scruffy, brown or white, then 3 so you definitely have a left and a right one :y
Quotehe'd have to pull 11 out, first nine could be scruffy, brown or white, then 3 so you definitely have a left and a right one :y
now ... 9 scruffy + 3 to get a pair is 9 + 3 = ???? (I'm sure it's not 11)
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Quotehe'd have to pull 11 out, first nine could be scruffy, brown or white, then 3 so you definitely have a left and a right one :y
now ... 9 scruffy + 3 to get a pair is 9 + 3 = ???? (I'm sure it's not 11)
:)
no, you've confused me, 8 plus 3 is 11QuoteQuotehe'd have to pull 11 out, first nine could be scruffy, brown or white, then 3 so you definitely have a left and a right one :y
now ... 9 scruffy + 3 to get a pair is 9 + 3 = ???? (I'm sure it's not 11)
:)
;D ;D ;D ;DWell spotted Nige...it's 13 :y
It could be upto 14Have you changed that :o
QuoteIt could be upto 72Have you changed that :o
THought soo :yQuoteQuoteIt could be upto 172Have you changed that :o
Obviously.
If he's got a dodgy back & gammy knee then he will be drawing sickpay & or disability benefits, get Council tax rebate, & god only knows what other Benefits! Assuming he is not mentally ill/unstable, why would he be going to a Job Fair? :-? ;D
QuoteIf he's got a dodgy back & gammy knee then he will be drawing sickpay & or disability benefits, get Council tax rebate, & god only knows what other Benefits! Assuming he is not mentally ill/unstable, why would he be going to a Job Fair? :-? ;D
A dodgy back and arthritic knee are no bar to carrying out a desk job, and this particular man had 40-odd years experience of desk jobs before being made redundant.
And as mentioned earlier, his lady wife has a job. This job is sufficiently well remunerated to ensure that the man cannot claim any means-tested benefits whatsoever, but does not actually yield sufficient funds to cover the monthly outgoings established when the family income was more than twice what it is now.
Hence the Job Fair, which turned out to be a complete waste of time, as always.
Due to his late arrival having spent so long faffing about trying to find a pair of shoes....
:D :D :D :D :D
It's YOU!!! Isn't it? :o :o :o
QuoteIt's YOU!!! Isn't it? :o :o :o
There's no fooling you, is there? But you haven't got the answer, have you? :)
You wanted a blue pair to match the suit, that's why you went to town ;)
I have lots of shoes, none of them live underneath my bed. Interesting eh?