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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Debs. on 27 September 2010, 13:44:35
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
"What the heck are you doing, Mick?" asks Paddy.
"Jeez Paddy, ye` frightened the livin`bejasus out of me" says an obviously embarrassed Mick: "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor".
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Groan.... ;) :-* :-*
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Good one Deb ;D ;D ;D :y
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Wonder if this explains a certain Admin's recent Dexta purchase? ;D ;D
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Go on Ms Debs......tell us the one about the dumb blonde... ::) ::) :-*
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Wonder if this explains a certain Admin's recent Dexta purchase? ;D ;D
;) 'Everything' would look large in the presence of a little Dexta! ;D
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Go on Ms Debs......tell us the one about the dumb blonde... ::) ::) :-*
::) "I don`t get it!?!?!" :P