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Title: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Terbs on 29 September 2010, 11:10:00
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

What IS it with women and flippin' talcum powder >:(
Not working at the moment so got a 'jobs to do list' from swmbo, one of which is 'put new taps on bath'.

Struth...every nook and cranny is filled with the stuff...just thumped the bathmat and nearly choked on the cloud. Its on the toilet seat.... have taken the panel off and its in all the grooves of the panelling and everywhere under the bath.
Don't get me wrong...the bathroom is clean...its when you have to get down to the nitty-gritty that all this comes to light ;)
Why do they have to faff it around like they do >:(
Ban it I say :y
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Varche on 29 September 2010, 11:23:59
Probably best you don't know!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: jereboam on 29 September 2010, 11:29:21
My wife doesn't use it these days; to be honest, I can't remember if she ever did.  I think she may have occasionally used it when she got it as a present, but she never used to buy it.

On the other hand, I used to use it regularly in the days before the aerosol deodorant spray became commonly available. :) :) :)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 29 September 2010, 11:30:31
Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 29 September 2010, 11:59:23
Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Nickbat on 29 September 2010, 12:02:09
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 29 September 2010, 12:05:41
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D



Trust you to spot it  ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: PhilRich on 29 September 2010, 12:06:56
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 29 September 2010, 12:08:05
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 September 2010, 12:17:43
Women can be very annoying creatures.......My wife insists on opening a fresh "something or other"....every day.....At the last count I found three tubes of toothpaste.....three jars of coffee ....and two plastic bottles of milk all in use....totally unnecessary... :-/
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 29 September 2010, 12:18:55
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D


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Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Terbs on 29 September 2010, 12:32:43
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Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!
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Thats another sore point.....coated with laquer is the perfect description >:( When my daughter lived at home all you ever heard from the landing (where the big mirror is on the wall) was.......sssssssss....ssssssssss.....ssssssssss....sssssss....sssssssss....sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
etc etc ....I think you get the drift. >:(
God forbid you wanted the loo...you would never get enough oxygen to survive upstairs ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Terbs on 29 September 2010, 12:35:39
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)
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So THATS why its all over the toilet seat....spread it all over then sit on it.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 29 September 2010, 12:47:00
You got it in one . lol ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 29 September 2010, 12:47:53
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D


(http://www.jewcy.com/files/images/jackstartled.img_assist_custom.jpg)


I like father ted , Soooooooooo funny ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 29 September 2010, 12:51:08
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Not used in our house but, everything has a laquer coat from bloody hairspray!

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 29 September 2010, 13:32:16
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Why women use talcum powder is so they smell nice.

I use it and god i smell lovely afterwards  and my is all lovely and soft;)

Missing word alert!  ;) ;D ;D
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Yes, come on Maria, complete the sentence for all us blokes with sweaty *  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


ARSE ;D :D

When she blows it smell's like a power puff.   [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: jonnycool on 29 September 2010, 14:03:10
My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Terbs on 29 September 2010, 15:18:02
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My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Debs. on 29 September 2010, 15:23:45
`Never understood the contradiction of getting nice and clean in a shower/bath and then covering oneself with dust! ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 29 September 2010, 17:13:24
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My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: jonnycool on 29 September 2010, 17:17:07
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My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener
I've 'accidentally' dislodged the batteries in a couple of 'em, she hasn't noticed yet  :y
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Amigo on 29 September 2010, 22:37:37
I sprinkle talc on the mattress when i change the bedding although i hoover it first. OCD? Shake'n 'vac?
    Smells nice though. Still looking for some Yardley Mclaren soap on a rope to hang over the bath taps!!!! 8-)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Gaffers on 29 September 2010, 22:45:38
I use just as much as the wife, I have to it stops the chavage on those long short marches walks we do at work.  You certainly know about it when you forget to powder your berries....ooooooh! :o
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Martin_1962 on 29 September 2010, 23:29:17
I detest those perfumy spray things - make me struggle to breathe.

Talc on feet and bits
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Sixstring on 30 September 2010, 09:11:42
Just GOTTA powder your "important little places".......
BettySwallocks...........not me.
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 September 2010, 10:03:01
Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!"
 ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 30 September 2010, 10:06:45
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Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!" ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Sixstring on 30 September 2010, 10:10:19
(thinks about putting some in a bra.................................)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: smithpa7 on 30 September 2010, 10:11:44
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Thought this was relevent so one for you Girls x

A man says too his wife, "If you put slim fast in your knickers it would do wonders for your arse!" wife mutters under her breath.
The next morning man is putting on his pants when he notices talc in his pants. "Hey I have got talc in me pants!" wife shouts upstairs "That ain't talc, its Miracle Grow!"
 ;D

Excellent :y :y ;D ;D

Sadly the missus has seen this and is thinking about trying it :'( :'(
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: maria on 30 September 2010, 10:11:46
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(thinks about putting some in a bra.................................)



Trust you to think of that one but at least the boobs will smell nice and feel soft :D ;)
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 30 September 2010, 10:17:40
I could never understand the desire to apply fine powder to the body. :-?

Would this not be inclined to block the pores?

It seems contradictory to me. [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: Terbs on 30 September 2010, 11:14:29
 :o :o :o

But if this Talc is supposed to make ladies smell nice....why do they then go to the perfume bottle and put that on which then neutralises the talc !!!! :y
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: tidla on 30 September 2010, 22:55:00
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My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener
I've 'accidentally' dislodged the batteries in a couple of 'em, she hasn't noticed yet  :y

nowt worse than a shot in the eye..
Title: Re: Women and Talcum Powder
Post by: aaronjb on 30 September 2010, 22:59:28
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My wife insists on filling the house with those air fresheners that give a spray when you walk past them.

Anyone know the scene from the Mr Bean series when he goes through the department store perfume counters?

That's me, that is   ::)

They really are technology for the sake of it.

Such a shame that we have to now fit batteries, sensors, LED's, solenoids and a micro to an air freshener
I've 'accidentally' dislodged the batteries in a couple of 'em, she hasn't noticed yet  :y

nowt worse than a shot in the eye..

That's what she said.