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Title: Ben Collins
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 October 2010, 17:42:06
Saw on the News since he took the Stig mask off to write the book about his career that the BBC sacked and 5th gear proptly offered him a job.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1316888/The-Stig-Ben-Collins-racing-Channel-Five-drive-Fifth-Gear.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: scimmy_man on 03 October 2010, 17:43:47
just because he can drive, does it mean he is any good as a presenter?
I mean look at Tif Nurdle?
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Banjax on 03 October 2010, 17:44:49
 I might actually watch 5th gear now  :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 October 2010, 17:46:52
Thought Collins was replaced ages ago?  :-?
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 October 2010, 17:53:42
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Thought Collins was replaced ages ago?  :-?


We knew he had unveiled himself a while ago, but seems he was only sacked this week.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 October 2010, 17:56:38
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just because he can drive, does it mean he is any good as a presenter?
I mean look at Tif Nurdle?

What category do you put Tiffany Dell in? Driver or Presenter?  [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Debs. on 03 October 2010, 17:58:40
Whoop-de-do! ::)

......He`s a bloke and he can drive a car; but do we have to endure his attempt to become a 'personality' too.  :P
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: scimmy_man on 03 October 2010, 18:00:48
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just because he can drive, does it mean he is any good as a presenter?
I mean look at Tif Nurdle?

What category do you put Tiffany Dell in? Driver or Presenter?  [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin

I think he is a prat actually.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: jonnycool on 03 October 2010, 18:08:09
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just because he can drive, does it mean he is any good as a presenter?
I mean look at Tif Nurdle?

What category do you put Tiffany Dell in? Driver or Presenter?  [smiley=evil.gif]

Kevin

I think he is a prat actually.
Has anybody noticed the way Tiffany drives? It's as if he's doing zig-zags through all the corners, I know he likes to kick the back out and drift to show off but he drives like that all the time
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: tunnie on 03 October 2010, 18:10:02
so 5th gear are going to have seven presenters pratts on the screen?

The last thing 5th gear need is another presenter, they need to spend what little money they have on make a decent review for once.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: robbo2345 on 03 October 2010, 18:12:53
I think its a great shame that ben collins admitted he was the stig as it has spoilt the whole idea of it ! after all it was a fun concept and made the show more entertaining if that was possible  :D :D :o :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 October 2010, 18:19:41
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I think he is a prat actually.

Bingo! ;D

Can't drive without pi$$ing about and showing off. Can't present without being full of himself and says nothing of any interest whatsoever.

Kevin
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 03 October 2010, 18:23:07
I don't watch Top Gear anymore got bored with it... as for this Collins what has he done anyway? I aint ever heard of him before his name came out of the bag...... plus he has come close to being beaten on a track he drives all the time...

Wish Mansel had been Stig :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: robbo2345 on 03 October 2010, 18:30:03
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I don't watch Top Gear anymore got bored with it... as for this Collins what has he done anyway? I aint ever heard of him before his name came out of the bag...... plus he has come close to being beaten on a track he drives all the time...

Wish Mansel had been Stig :y


Now your talking Daz !!! :y :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: CaptainZok on 03 October 2010, 18:32:39
Hmm so thy're going to want a new Stig for the next series and there's a likely candidate that's just been made redundant.
Any guesses who the next Stig will be?
Oh and he can drive trains too. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 03 October 2010, 18:44:43
Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Kevin Wood on 03 October 2010, 18:48:49
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Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D

.. as long as they kept the "red mist" at bay, and didn't put any bridges on the circuit. ;)

Kevin
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: aaronjb on 03 October 2010, 19:05:21
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Mansell would have been ideal. "drive the cars very quickly, but dont ever open your mouth and speak". Ideally suited. ;) ;D

.. as long as they kept the "red mist" at bay, and didn't put any bridges on the circuit. ;)

The lap times would all be pretty high though.. what with him pushing the car over the finishing line each week..

(Going back a bit, as to what box to tick for Tiff Needless - is 'Oxygen Thief' an option?  ;D )
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Debs. on 03 October 2010, 19:09:02
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(Going back a bit, as to what box to tick for Tiff Needless - is 'Oxygen Thief' an option?  ;D )

 ::) How about an "Anal-Orator!" ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: dbug on 03 October 2010, 23:16:53
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Hmm so thy're going to want a new Stig for the next series and there's a likely candidate that's just been made redundant.
Any guesses who the next Stig will be?
Oh and he can drive trains too. ;D ;D

Not Mr. Arkwright, the Thomas the Tank Engine driver?  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Shimmy on 04 October 2010, 01:07:22
Just further proof of 5th gear trying to copy Top Gear, and failing miserably.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Amigo on 04 October 2010, 01:38:17
I watch both at times & could'nt really care less.
   Hardly matters does it? ::)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Sixstring on 04 October 2010, 10:08:23
3 WORDS......

Vicki Butler-Henderson.

Drives, presents, and looks hot too.

Proper totty that CAN drive. :P :o ;)

Nuff Said.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: bob.dent on 04 October 2010, 10:39:16
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3 WORDS......

Vicki Butler-Henderson.

Drives, presents, and looks hot too.


Proper totty that CAN drive. :P :o ;)

Nuff Said.

Have to agree there......there is something about her and she really can drive. :-* ;)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: bob.dent on 04 October 2010, 10:49:29
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Hmm so thy're going to want a new Stig for the next series and there's a likely candidate that's just been made redundant.
Any guesses who the next Stig will be?
Oh and he can drive trains too. ;D ;D

I reckon they should get Rubens Barichello - that would really pee Ben Collins off! [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Sixstring on 04 October 2010, 10:58:13
How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!


That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: maria on 04 October 2010, 11:01:26
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Sixstring on 04 October 2010, 11:06:59
Whatever she asks me to do...........................(Drool)


would love to change her oil, and give a service visit..............LOL!

And then, the TEST DRIVE........................ ::)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: bob.dent on 04 October 2010, 11:08:43
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol

Maria!!........behave yourself!! ::) ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: maria on 04 October 2010, 11:10:02
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How about a FEMALE stig???


My vote goes to little Sabine Schmidt.

Pocket rocket totty who is totally unbeatable on the Nurburgring circuit.........

AND I would.........................!!
That would P*ss off Mr Collins too..........beaten by a girly, love it.
She can "beat" me, anytime.................LOL!


What I wonder lol

Maria!!........behave yourself!! ::) ;D
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Oh I do bob ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Bigrig480 on 04 October 2010, 12:07:12
People were always asking "who's the stig?" now it's "who's ben collins?"!!
Have to agree on top gear lite or "fifth gear" as it's called,too much time telling each other how great they all are and not enough reviews or tests...
As for miss Butler-Henderson,she should have her own show,the little squeal she emits when driving the nuts off something is pure porn!!!
And finally,yes,needell is a grade A,pure bred tool with the personality of a used tea bag!!
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: scimmy_man on 04 October 2010, 12:14:21
Im glad its not just me who dislikes nurdle
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2010, 13:04:34
Needell is undoubtedly a dick, but he can drive seriously quickly.
He was good enough in his day to get a formula 1 drive, which is more than Ben Collins or any of the other testers/ presenters ever did. ;)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: scimmy_man on 04 October 2010, 13:07:47
but did he do any good? ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2010, 13:23:36
He drove an Ensign iirc so it was never really going to happen.

I remember reading an interview with him where he described the moment he realised he was never going to be good enough to reach the top level in F1.
H e was driving around Brands Hatch trying to qualify and thought he was really pushing hard, As he entered one of the fast corners out the back of the circuit, a Ferrari slid up the inside of him, doing about 40mph more than he was , engine screaming for mercy, 2 wheels on the grass, full opposite lock etc. He assumed he was in the middle of someone elses accident, but it was Gilles Villeneuve on one of his typical laps. As the corner straightened out Villeneuve wound of the lock, kept his right foot planted, and disappeared of into the distance. Toff needle said he had to be honest with himself and admit that he was never going to be able to be that commited and even if he could he didnt have that level of natural talent.
Imo though, he was witnessing at close quarters, the greatest natural talent ever to sit in a racing car. The only possible exception being Senna.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Kevin Wood on 04 October 2010, 13:50:59
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Needell is undoubtedly a dick, but he can drive seriously quickly.
He was good enough in his day to get a formula 1 drive, which is more than Ben Collins or any of the other testers/ presenters ever did. ;)

That was in the days before he started driving everywhere sideways, no doubt. ::)

Kevin
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Banjax on 04 October 2010, 13:57:04
original Stig had an F1 drive, but had nothing but bad luck  :o
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Banjax on 04 October 2010, 14:15:00
Barrichello remains the only F1 driver quicker than Mr Collins - Lewis, Jenson, Nigel, Damon all tried and failed.......so I'd say he's a pretty good driver, despite what some OOFers seem to be saying  :o

Yes he knows the track, but F1 drivers take maybe 10 laps to get the most out of the track, so having driven it 1000's of times is no advantage :y

Jenson's best time was in the dry, as was Damons, as was Nigels, Lewis might have a shout with a dry track I'll give you that  ;)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 October 2010, 18:37:49
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Barrichello remains the only F1 driver quicker than Mr Collins - Lewis, Jenson, Nigel, Damon all tried and failed.......so I'd say he's a pretty good driver, despite what some OOFers seem to be saying  :o

Yes he knows the track, but F1 drivers take maybe 10 laps to get the most out of the track, so having driven it 1000's of times is no advantage :y

Jenson's best time was in the dry, as was Damons, as was Nigels, Lewis might have a shout with a dry track I'll give you that  ;)

Seems the deal with mansell was that he was allowed to practice the track for the morning, so could have got it in the end.

Would still like to see what Hamilton could achieve on a dry track though.

Plus when Collins got do do a lap in the F1 car, I wonder what Alonso's time would have been in the same car.
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: hotrod222278 on 04 October 2010, 20:42:55
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Barrichello remains the only F1 driver quicker than Mr Collins - Lewis, Jenson, Nigel, Damon all tried and failed.......so I'd say he's a pretty good driver, despite what some OOFers seem to be saying  :o

Yes he knows the track, but F1 drivers take maybe 10 laps to get the most out of the track, so having driven it 1000's of times is no advantage :y

Jenson's best time was in the dry, as was Damons, as was Nigels, Lewis might have a shout with a dry track I'll give you that  ;)

Seems the deal with mansell was that he was allowed to practice the track for the morning, so could have got it in the end.

Would still like to see what Hamilton could achieve on a dry track though.

Plus when Collins got do do a lap in the F1 car, I wonder what Alonso's time would have been in the same car.
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He probably would have stacked it!!!!
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2010, 21:11:58
Or bribed/ blackmailed the producer to knock a couple of seconds off his time. ;) :)
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 October 2010, 21:13:30
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Or bribed/ blackmailed the producer to knock a couple of seconds off his time. ;) :)


Congratulations on your Kingship son. 8-) :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: venom on 04 October 2010, 21:14:42
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as for this Collins what has he done anyway? I aint ever heard of him before his name came out of the bag...... 

He spent around four years serving in the British Army, specifically with 23 SAS
Which puts him on a good footing with me  :y
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2010, 21:15:34
Thankyou very kindly Uncle Z. I have now officially talked 'dangle berries' more than 10000 times. :y :D ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: scimmy_man on 04 October 2010, 22:50:35
not every post? ;D
Title: Re: Ben Collins
Post by: albitz on 04 October 2010, 22:55:37
Oh yes, apparently so. :) ::) :D ;D