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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: hercules on 08 October 2010, 19:47:26
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missed owt :)
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Yeh STOM, you could try hitting him again :y
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daybreak hasnt been axed yet
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simon callow still has a shite hairstyle
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simon callow still has a shite hairstyle
Cowell? ;D
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Yeh STOM, you could try hitting him again :y
i think a few have tried and he just bounces back ;D
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X-Factor is still receiving masses of free publicity :D :D :D
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
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I'm still adorable!!! :-*
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I'm still adorable!!! :-*
break off and watch Stobart you.
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now! ;D ;D ;D ;)
With the pills, I hope :y
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now! ;D ;D ;D ;)
With the pills, I hope :y
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So do I, I paid them enough! ;D ;D ;D :y
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now! ;D ;D ;D ;)
With the pills, I hope :y
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So do I, I paid them enough! ;D ;D ;D :y
Just sent my missus to answer the door. 'Ask them if that's the pills you've been expecting' I told her. They've carted her off so that's two rather nuisances out of the way. :y
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail! :o ;D
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail! :o ;D
Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird ;D
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail! :o ;D
Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird ;D
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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes ;D ;D ;D ;)
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail! :o ;D
Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird ;D
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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes ;D ;D ;D ;)
Don't care. I've taken all the pills now. :D
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That's no way to talk about your wifes 'lady bumps' ;D
I said 'two' ;D
Oooh, you'll catch it when she gets bail! :o ;D
Apparently, your going in the same cell until this is all sorted. If I were you, I'd sing like a boird ;D
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I intend to mate but don't worry, between us me & your lass will make sure your time inside will be as instructive as possible, we've put your name down for car maintenance classes ;D ;D ;D ;)
Don't care. I've taken all the pills now. :D
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Well you'd better hope for your sake you're never more than a fart away from the nearest pot, they were laxatives!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
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I'm typing this in the back of a group 4 'transport' on my way to Pentonville Nick & my mig has just overtaken us on its way to the crusher! :o :o :o
Oh....if only....... ;D ;D ;D
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I told them the bag of pills was yours STMO, they should be walking up your path just about now! ;D ;D ;D ;)
With the pills, I hope :y
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So do I, I paid them enough! ;D ;D ;D :y
Just sent my missus to answer the door. 'Ask them if that's the pills you've been expecting' I told her. They've carted her off so that's two rather nuisances out of the way. :y
;D ;D Classic ;D :D ;D :y
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.
Oh! Sorry mate :-[, she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things ::)
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.
Oh! Sorry mate :-[, she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things ::)
It's OK Phil, I told her never to speak with her mouth full. :y
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GROAN. I farted so hard I've ended up next door.....on the toilet conveniently :) ;D
Are you going to charge your neighbours for the new brown pebbledash job on their gable end? ;D :y
I think it's their pet dog and granny who was already on the bog they're more worried about..... :(
The mind boggles! :o How the 'other half' lives eh? ::)
I wouldn't know.....she's with you.
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That's why my minds boggling! :D
You have taught her well mate, i'll give you that much! :y
Has she showed you where she had her operation yet?
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Not yet, but when I showed her my Ludo tattoo, it became LLandudno very quickly! ;D
What you on about? I meant the hospital where she had her operation is just round the corner from there.
Oh! Sorry mate :-[, she hasn't had time to say much, she's much too busy on other things ::)
It's OK Phil, I told her never to speak with her mouth full. :y
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I've really got to hand it to you steve, you've got it made mate :y
Lovely wife, does what she's told, well trained....but....
I thought she was a Schoolteacher? When I said to her, " Would you like me to give you a 99?", she slapped my face!
I thought everyone liked liked a chocolate log in their icecream? :o