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Title: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 18:44:19
The tories/lib-dems have started to use the axe, 300 jobs to go at the Passport office in Newport,the only Passport office in Wales.
If this is a taste of things to come ,God help us.
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 08 October 2010, 18:47:17
Yes Alfie, just heard about it!

It is certainly the shape of things to come, and far worse I'm afraid :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jonnycool on 08 October 2010, 18:47:52
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The tories/lib-dems have started to use the axe, 300 jobs to go at the Passport office in Newport,the only Passport office in Wales.
If this is a taste of things to come ,God help us.
Terrible, and where would we go for new passports now?
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: HolyCount on 08 October 2010, 18:48:21
And this is before the spending review !!!  Don't forget the civil service was already on a shrinkage programme before this -- the next round to be announced in a couple of weeks will be on top of those losses.

As I have oft said before, it won't be the jobs at the top that go (the ones we don't need and take the lion's share of salaries and pensions!!)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Mysteryman on 08 October 2010, 18:50:42
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The tories/lib-dems have started to use the axe, 300 jobs to go at the Passport office in Newport,the only Passport office in Wales.
If this is a taste of things to come ,God help us.
Terrible, and where would we go for new passports now?


Well, if it's the only passport office in Wales, you can't go anywhere, can you? ;D ;D

It's a cunning plan to keep you where you belong.....Wales ::)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 08 October 2010, 18:51:48
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The tories/lib-dems have started to use the axe, 300 jobs to go at the Passport office in Newport,the only Passport office in Wales.
If this is a taste of things to come ,God help us.
Terrible, and where would we go for new passports now?

London or Liverpool! ::) ::) ::) :P :P
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jereboam on 08 October 2010, 19:23:42
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The tories/lib-dems have started to use the axe, 300 jobs to go at the Passport office in Newport,the only Passport office in Wales.
If this is a taste of things to come ,God help us.
Terrible, and where would we go for new passports now?


Well, if it's the only passport office in Wales, you can't go anywhere, can you? ;D ;D

It's a cunning plan to keep you where you belong.....Wales ::)

Should keep the immigration lobby quiet for a while... :)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 19:26:15




It's a cunning plan to keep you where you belong.....Wales

Well we do charge you to enter Wales.via the Severn bridges,we can't afford toll booths on all roads,so we charge only on our one main motorway.
It don't cost nothing to leave thro.
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 08 October 2010, 19:29:04
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It's a cunning plan to keep you where you belong.....Wales

Well we do charge you to enter Wales.via the Severn bridges,we can't afford toll booths on all roads,so we charge only on our one main motorway.
It don't cost nothing to leave thro.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Indeed, and the Welsh are going to get their own passports.  It will have graphics representing sheep all over it! :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 19:33:19
Hi Lizzie, I was waiting for someone to bite,but I didn't think it would be you.
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 08 October 2010, 19:35:21
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Hi Lizzie, I was waiting for someone to bite,but I didn't think it would be you.


Oh I had to Alfie after spending a lot of my past business time in South Wales, with their sheep getting in my way! :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 19:43:04



Oh I had to Alfie after spending a lot of my past business time in South Wales, with their sheep getting in my way!

Thats a fair comment,can't argue that point.
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jonnycool on 08 October 2010, 19:49:08
Hmmmm, stay in Wales or go to Liverpool.....


 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Mysteryman on 08 October 2010, 19:54:37
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Hmmmm, stay in Wales or go to Liverpool.....


 :-X :-X :-X


They have snipers at the end of both tunnels for any vehicle displaying any hint of Welshness. ;D
If you get passed them, the passport office staff have instructions to make you wait until the office is closed. ;D
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 19:57:59
Unless you are dressed in a curtain like materiel,
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jonnycool on 08 October 2010, 20:00:45
I'll have to act like an Englishman

 :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Mysteryman on 08 October 2010, 20:14:02
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I'll have to act like an Englishman

 :-X :-X :-X


That's right. Put your dick away and no sheep calling noises. :y
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: alfie on 08 October 2010, 20:17:00



That's right. Put your dick away and no sheep calling noises.

 BAA BAAA BAAAA
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: pscocoa on 09 October 2010, 01:07:09
As reported by the Journal, Mohamed Mimoun grabbed his sheep, took a number and realized he was in for a two-hour wait. Even worse, en route to the slaughterhouse, he was stopped by a cop and fined for having the sheep in the trunk of his Toyota. By law, the sheep is supposed to ride in the rear passenger seats. Baa, baa, back seat.
On which note, let us turn to the gay sheep. Apparently, researchers at Oregon Health and Science University and Oregon State University have been experimenting with ovine hormonal balances to persuade homosexual rams of the error of their ways. It seems they've had "considerable success" with injecting hormones into the rams' brains. Suddenly the lads are playing the field and crooning a couple of choruses of "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe."
Gay groups (human gay groups, that is: Even America does not yet have a 24/7 gay sheep lobby group with offices on K Street) are not happy about this. Martina Navratilova, the nine-times Wimbledon champ, has called for the project to be abandoned and for scientists to respect, as the Sunday Times put it, "the right of sheep to be gay". Many of us can sympathize. The poor old sheep gets it coming and going. If he's going to end up bleeding to death while turned toward Mecca, he ought at least be able to choose his orientation in the run-up to it. Might as well be hung for a ram as for a ewe. Surely a sheep should be able to celebrate his own sexuality without a lot of crazed ovine eugenicists strapping him to a gurney and shooting him the hetero-juice. As they sing in the first act finale of "La Cage Aux Folles": Life's not worth a damn/ Till you can say, hey, world/ I ram what I ram.
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 October 2010, 08:14:14
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As reported by the Journal, Mohamed Mimoun grabbed his sheep, took a number and realized he was in for a two-hour wait. Even worse, en route to the slaughterhouse, he was stopped by a cop and fined for having the sheep in the trunk of his Toyota. By law, the sheep is supposed to ride in the rear passenger seats. Baa, baa, back seat.
On which note, let us turn to the gay sheep. Apparently, researchers at Oregon Health and Science University and Oregon State University have been experimenting with ovine hormonal balances to persuade homosexual rams of the error of their ways. It seems they've had "considerable success" with injecting hormones into the rams' brains. Suddenly the lads are playing the field and crooning a couple of choruses of "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe."
Gay groups (human gay groups, that is: Even America does not yet have a 24/7 gay sheep lobby group with offices on K Street) are not happy about this. Martina Navratilova, the nine-times Wimbledon champ, has called for the project to be abandoned and for scientists to respect, as the Sunday Times put it, "the right of sheep to be gay". Many of us can sympathize. The poor old sheep gets it coming and going. If he's going to end up bleeding to death while turned toward Mecca, he ought at least be able to choose his orientation in the run-up to it. Might as well be hung for a ram as for a ewe. Surely a sheep should be able to celebrate his own sexuality without a lot of crazed ovine eugenicists strapping him to a gurney and shooting him the hetero-juice. As they sing in the first act finale of "La Cage Aux Folles": Life's not worth a damn/ Till you can say, hey, world/ I ram what I ram.


 ;D ;D ;D Outstanding  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: maria on 09 October 2010, 10:31:37
What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 09 October 2010, 10:48:24
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What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)


You are right there Maria! :y :y :y :y

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep! :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jonnycool on 09 October 2010, 11:38:51
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What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)


You are right there Maria! :y :y :y :y

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep! :D :D :D ;)
Oi !    ;D ;D

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 09 October 2010, 12:00:21
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What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)


You are right there Maria! :y :y :y :y

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep! :D :D :D ;)
Oi !    ;D ;D

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: jonnycool on 09 October 2010, 12:20:10
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What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)


You are right there Maria! :y :y :y :y

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep! :D :D :D ;)
Oi !    ;D ;D

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Yes, you are right about the Gurnos unfortunately LZ, I'm surprised about the residents talking in Welsh though, some can't even manage proper English  ::)
   It's this image that overshadows Merthyr though, and some of it is beautiful, like a lesser version of Snowdonia, believe it or not
Title: Re: Newport Passport Office to close.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 09 October 2010, 12:32:27
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What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk :P ::)


You are right there Maria! :y :y :y :y

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula :-* :-* :-* :-* 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep! :D :D :D ;)
Oi !    ;D ;D

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Yes, you are right about the Gurnos unfortunately LZ, I'm surprised about the residents talking in Welsh though, some can't even manage proper English  ::)
   It's this image that overshadows Merthyr though, and some of it is beautiful, like a lesser version of Snowdonia, believe it or not

I'd always agree with that JC, as it is around The Rhonda.  Really beautiful, and I once never got over seeing a mountain top with snow on it in June when at Tonypandy 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-).

In fact in my opinion the scenery has only got better since the end of major coal mining around Merthyr, Rhonda, Bargoed, and all the other mining towns, with the spoil tips being cleared or landscapped.  The beauty can be outstanding :-* :-* :-* :y