Omega Owners Forum
Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sir moanalot on 07 May 2007, 19:56:36
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according to the chav brigade there are a few amendments to the above...
vehicles... you must own either a 205 or a nova. exceptions are for mummys boys who are allowed to own a corsa.
these vehicles must be fitted with anti speedhump front and rear skirting kits, the scraping noises make you aware of the humps.
the stereo installed must conform to ultra low bass sounds level 1 ie wall penetrating shelf vibrating standard. these levels must also be proven regularly at these times-
1) while travelling down a street full of shoppers
2) between the hours of 2-6 in the morning or
3)while sitting with others in a selection of car parks outside superstores.
you may upgrade your tyres but only to the max size of a combineharvester.
any driver caught without a baseball cap may be heavily fined, any driver fined may then totally ignore it.
considerate driving is frowned upon- do not do it.
any drivers found to have no indicators working will have to go through a roadside hand signal test,
the centre finger on either hand states i have cut you up/run you off of the road -so what.
the thumbs up states that i respect you, you have a car that is faster/more colourful/bigger wheeled/ noiser stereod than mine.
the hollowed fist shake means i have no girlfriend or am in no danger of getting one so have decided to put some provocative music on to make me look experienced.
and finally you do not spell chav twit with an "a".
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Saw the latest "must have" for corsas this week, a rather great banner along the sige that says [size=20]INTERCORSA[/size]. Good eh.
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You forgot that the chavs have to have a 3" baked bean tin welded to the exhaust, so everyone knows its a 1.0l
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i forgot all about that TB but im never behind one of these "twits" long enough (if you know what i mean) to notice it !!!!!