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Title: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 20:56:28
Anyone know, I have been trying to contact him for ages, I can see he has not been on here for months, much like me to be honest, If anyone knows let me know please.
Thanks
Russ
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Mysteryman on 27 October 2010, 21:09:25
He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Debs. on 27 October 2010, 21:11:00
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He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.

 ;D Hahahaha! ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 21:15:09
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He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.
I hate you too  ;) A fellow Liverpool supporter, Phone Roy for me Steve tell him to get lost.. How are you Steve, Glad to see your still alive, sorry i couldnt make you 90th birthday party mate  : :P
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Mysteryman on 27 October 2010, 21:22:43
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He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.
I hate you too  ;) A fellow Liverpool supporter, Phone Roy for me Steve tell him to get lost.. How are you Steve, Glad to see your still alive, sorry i couldnt make you 90th birthday party mate  : :P


I'm good :y

Who's Roy?
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 21:31:16
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He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.
I hate you too  ;) A fellow Liverpool supporter, Phone Roy for me Steve tell him to get lost.. How are you Steve, Glad to see your still alive, sorry i couldnt make you 90th birthday party mate  : :P


I'm good :y

Who's Roy?
The one that need to go back to Fulham, Lost your memory have you Steve, let me remind you, I'm still waiting for the cheque you promised me for 5k mate, thought it was a memory lapse or you would have sent it, Forgetting who Roy is confirms it.. ::) ::)
It's for payment i did on your Alfa , Oh never mind put it towards the old folks trip to skegness.  :-/
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: albitz on 27 October 2010, 21:39:26
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He told me not to tell you where he is. He hates you.
I hate you too  ;) A fellow Liverpool supporter, Phone Roy for me Steve tell him to get lost.. How are you Steve, Glad to see your still alive, sorry i couldnt make you 90th birthday party mate  : :P

Christ mate, where have you been. That was years ago. ::) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 21:43:11
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
I can time travel by clicking my fingers, Never mind i will make his 100th next year. ;)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: albitz on 27 October 2010, 21:51:11
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;D ;D ;D ;D
I can time travel by clicking my fingers, Never mind i will make his 100th next year. ;)
your really out of touch Baron - that was over 3 years ago, and apparently the years have not been kind. ;) :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 21:56:59
break was it that long ago.. Poor bugger, I know he was never a Brad Pitt lookalike but beggars can't be choosers, He has not replied yet so he must be having his nightly medication. It's a bloody good job i never liked him or i would have to be nice to him.. ;) Perhaps his carer would choose not to read all this post to him.. ::)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 22:29:10
Aha, Russ! I wondered when you'd creep back, hoping I had forgotten about that 5kg of colorfill I sent you and for which you never paid me.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 22:33:15
Told you the cheque is in the post..Its holding up the fence to keep the Lamas from escaping,, come and get it if you want..Its in Outer Mongolia, Turn left at Aldos food shack, Up to the lights and first right.. ::)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 22:35:44
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Told you the cheque is in the post..Its holding up the fence to keep the Lamas from escaping,, come and get it if you want..Its in Outer Mongolia, Turn left at Aldos food shack, Up to the lights and first right.. ::)

Silly old sod, everyone knows it's second on the left.
 ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 22:38:16
Oops my mistake.. Sorry mate didnt mean to send you on a wild goose chase..By the way it was the wrong colour colorfil.. Do you have any more..Swap you a packet of Spangles for a tube.. :P
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 22:44:20
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Oops my mistake.. Sorry mate didnt mean to send you on a wild goose chase..By the way it was the wrong colour colorfil.. Do you have any more..Swap you a packet of Spangles for a tube.. :P

Ah, yes. You wanted Shocking Pink...to match your apron.



Sorry, computer says no stock. ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 22:55:45
Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with..  :(
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night.. :P
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: MaxV6 on 27 October 2010, 23:13:07
don;t want to worry you lot.....



but look behind you..... 
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 23:21:03
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Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with..  :(
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night.. :P


You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!)  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:21:49
I can't.. I'm tied to a chair in a darkened cellar with only rats as company... Oh silly me, Its my boss he keeps on about how much i am costing him in Copenhagen with the hotel bill and the beer chitty.  ::)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:24:00
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Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with..  :(
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night.. :P


You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!)  ;) ;D
Glad we could come to an agreement.. His name is Norris but he wont listen to you as he is .deaf   :-/
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 23:31:28
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Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with..  :(
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night.. :P


You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!)  ;) ;D
Glad we could come to an agreement.. His name is Norris but he wont listen to you as he is .deaf   :-/

Norris? Is that after Chuck or McWhirter?  :-?

 ;) ;D   
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:32:13
By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:34:19
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By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D
Coronation street mate... He loves it.. ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 23:42:53
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By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D

Does he like to be taken out for dinner?  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 23:48:27
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By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D
Coronation street mate... He loves it.. ;D

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages.  ;) ;D

She was not amused. :(
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:51:34
He likes a little restaurant in Camelford Eats salt and vinegar crisps with salad cream. Drinks hot chocolate.. Favourite group is Camel.but he likes to smoke Benson and Hedges..Gets the hump when offered other ciggies..

He has a website for any other info you want.
Norris @ longhairedshortleggedcamel.hump..
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 27 October 2010, 23:57:12
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By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D
Coronation street mate... He loves it.. ;D

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages.  ;) ;D

She was not amused. :(
That suprises me as she ordered 300 AA batteries from not long ago.  She didn't give a reason for such a quantity of the same thing. Oh i remember now, I thought she was on about insurance when she mentioned (better than..) I seem to recall from an earlier post on here its (more than..)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:00:09
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He likes a little restaurant in Camelford Eats salt and vinegar crisps with salad cream. Drinks hot chocolate.. Favourite group is Camel.but he likes to smoke Benson and Hedges..Gets the hump when offered other ciggies..

He has a website for any other info you want.
Norris @ longhairedshortleggedcamel.hump..

Not sure I'd like his breath in those more, how shall we say, "personal" moments. Any chance I could renege on this deal?

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:03:04
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By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that.  :D
Coronation street mate... He loves it.. ;D

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages.  ;) ;D

She was not amused. :(
That suprises me as she ordered 300 AA batteries from not long ago.  She didn't give a reason for such a quantity of the same thing. Oh i remember now, I thought she was on about insurance when she mentioned (better than..) I seem to recall from an earlier post on here its (more than..)

Hmm. That answers a few questions.

I've just stuck a wind turbine on the roof and a DC converter in the bedroom. Can't tear her away from the weather forecast now. ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:04:50
Just tell him no salt and vinegar.. He wont understand you as he is deaf remember and even if he wasn't he cant bloody understand you.. He is a Camel he speaks Egyptian.. No you cannot go back on the deal ive already wrapped him up and UPS have collected him, he is on his way as we speak. Could you read him a bed time story every night Nickbat.. Don't even think about it or i shall mention the cupboard you built.. ::)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: CaptainZok on 28 October 2010, 00:09:23
Fer Gawd's sake who let that Welsh lunatic back on here? ;D ;D

How ya doin Russ me old mate?
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:10:02
178 views and 29 replies and all i asked was where's Crazydad.. I still don't know.. Isnt life strange or is it me.. :P
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:10:16
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Just tell him no salt and vinegar.. He wont understand you as he is deaf remember and even if he wasn't he cant bloody understand you.. He is a Camel he speaks Egyptian.. No you cannot go back on the deal ive already wrapped him up and UPS have collected him, he is on his way as we speak. Could you read him a bed time story every night Nickbat.. Don't even think about it or i shall mention the cupboard you built.. ::)

You said you'd never mention that cupboard... :o

Can't trust anyone these days.   ::) >:( ;)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:11:13
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178 views and 29 replies and all i asked was where's Crazydad.. I still don't know.. Isnt life strange or is it me.. :P

I feel our personal life has been violated, Russ.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:12:16
Seems like,, Fancy a beer see you at Aldos.. :-/
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Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:14:13
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Seems like,, Fancy a beer see you at Aldos.. :-/

Beer? :o

Have you given up on the Babycham and Crème de Menthe? ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:18:36
Your memory is escaping you..Snowball dear..Snowball and Baileys..Rewind to that gay bar in Hamburg back in 2007 you bought the first round.. I remember it like it was yesterday you had then 6 inch pink high heels on and that see through vest..Or was that Daz.. Perhaps im mixing things up.. :P
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:20:18
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Your memory is escaping you..Snowball dear..Snowball and Baileys..Rewind to that gay bar in Hamburg back in 2007 you bought the first round.. I remember it like it was yesterday you had then 6 inch pink high heels on and that see through vest..Or was that Daz.. Perhaps im mixing things up.. :P

That was Daz. I was dressed in NYPD uniform. Your memory isn't what it used to be.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:23:24
It's not mate..I remember arresting you but got mixed up who was who.. :D He did look good in them high heels though even though he kept falling over.. Or was that the 8% lager he was drinking.. Cant remember
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:28:56
It's time for bed for me mate perhaps OOF can go back to normal now and in the words of Harpo Marx














Perhaps i should have said Groucho because everyone is  wondering what he said.. So did his brothers.
I must retire and, ok it's a bit late to get my beauty sleep but with the cost of this hotel i am not missing breakfast, i want my bosses moneys worth.. ;)
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 00:36:34
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It's time for bed for me mate perhaps OOF can go back to normal now and in the words of Harpo Marx














Perhaps i should have said Groucho because everyone is  wondering what he said.. So did his brothers.
I must retire and, ok it's a bit late to get my beauty sleep but with the cost of this hotel i am not missing breakfast, i want my bosses moneys worth.. ;)

Goodnight, Russ. Good to have a bit of banter with an old mate! Don't be a stranger!   :y :y
Title: Re: What happened to Crazydad
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 28 October 2010, 00:44:35
Will hear from me again god willing, Its the job that keeps me off here, I just have a bit of time while im parked up in Denmark and internet access, I might have sold the Miggy a few years ago but keep looking in on the forum, It's probably the best, hang on im in Denmark now , what do they say about Carlsberg.  ;D No seriously it is the best forum i have been on even the Ferrari forum is crap.. I never learn anything on there, Its a good job i don't have a Ferrari.. ::) Cheers Nickbat and all those who put up with this dribble tonight, I am not to balme of course i only asked if anyone knew where Steve Crazydad was.  ;D ;D tomorrows subject will be wheres Miggy..  :P Night all. PS Nickbat. Norris is over the severn bridge and heading your way.. :-X