Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Andy B on 27 October 2010, 19:54:55

Title: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Andy B on 27 October 2010, 19:54:55

...... earlier, when this bloke started attacking me with milk & cheese.  :-?


How dairy!  :y



 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Banjax on 27 October 2010, 19:58:23

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Debs. on 27 October 2010, 19:58:40

Yo`gurt to do something about that! ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Omega_Dan on 27 October 2010, 20:00:37

haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 October 2010, 20:20:58

In the event of such an attack I would have sought refuge in a Roquefort.

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Andy B on 27 October 2010, 20:31:07

Quote

haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y

My son sent it me, & it took me two goes too.  ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Del Boy on 27 October 2010, 20:44:23

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: smithpa7 on 27 October 2010, 21:09:03

Quote

Quote

haha it took me 2 reads of it to get it! brilliant. :y

My son sent it me, & it took me two goes too.  ;D

I took me three attempts. Easy when you read it aloud ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Del Boy on 27 October 2010, 21:17:48

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Nickbat on 27 October 2010, 22:32:34

I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Vamps on 27 October 2010, 23:45:19

Quote

I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Grrroan..................... ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Banjax on 28 October 2010, 00:10:15

Quote

I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

 ;D ;D

he was taking the pi$$ then? ::)

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: tunnie on 28 October 2010, 09:46:41

I had scary experience in B&Q too, some bloke asked if I wanted decking  :o :o

Luckily I got the first punch in  :D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: PhilRich on 28 October 2010, 11:36:06

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D thanks all, it's the way you tell 'em! :y

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Debs. on 28 October 2010, 11:47:33

Quote

I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Was that the same pub-dog whom was frequently seen animatedly licking his genitalia, prompting a customer to wryly comment that they wished they could also do that?
The dog`s owner retorted that given a biscuit the dog might let them! ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Nickbat on 28 October 2010, 12:22:34

Quote

Quote

I was in a pub the other day and there was big Alsatian standing by toilets. After a couple of pints, I felt the need to answer a call of nature, started to go towards the toilets and the Alsatian went for me!

What a bloody nice dog. Next time I'll ask him to get something from the machine, too. ;) ;D

Was that the same pub-dog whom was frequently seen animatedly licking his genitalia, prompting a customer to wryly comment that they wished they could also do that?
The dog`s owner retorted that given a biscuit the dog might let them! ;D

The very same, Debs!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I was in Tesco ....
Post by: Amigo on 28 October 2010, 19:08:38

Quote

...... earlier, when this bloke started attacking me with milk & cheese.  :-?


How dairy!  :y

Was he called Lea? :o

 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)