Hurry up Skrunts.... ;)
QuoteHurry up Skrunts.... ;)
You got the tissues out ready Optimist. ;D ;D
Thought someone else would have posted some pics. :-/
QuoteQuoteHurry up Skrunts.... ;)
You got the tissues out ready Optimist. ;D ;D
Thought someone else would have posted some pics. :-/
I have a warm ...moist... feminine vessel to spill my seed into thanks Skrunts.....It's called a woman.... ;) :y........Remember them?..... ::) ::) ::) ;)
Does Kimber James count Skrunts? :D :D
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QuoteDoes Kimber James count Skrunts? :D :D
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Do I detect ahint of "nip slip"?.... ::)
Does Kimber James count Skrunts? :D :D
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Does Kimber James count Skrunts? :D :D
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kimber-james-2009-fame-awards-TAYbg3.jpg)
QuoteQuoteHurry up Skrunts.... ;)
You got the tissues out ready Optimist. ;D ;D
Thought someone else would have posted some pics. :-/
I have a warm ...moist... feminine vessel to spill my seed into thanks Skrunts.....It's called a woman.... ;) :y........Remember them?..... ::) ::) ::) ;)
i'm already married to the perfect woman.....
but as a short notice stand in, Jessica would do , i guess...... :y
Nigella Lawson for me ;)
If we're just talking aesthetics then jessica alba is worthy of consideration... but imo swmbo wins hands down ;) ;D
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i'm already married to the perfect woman.....
but as a short notice stand in, Jessica would do , i guess......
:y
There speaketh a man whose swmbo reads what he writes. ;) :D ;D ;D
Oh yes, more bums/legs Pip. What a peach! :Por
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Nigella Lawson for me ;)Yeah. She could cook your fave meal & you could eat it off her bare body...& lick the plate clean.
QuoteNigel Lawson for me ;)
Yes, I could quite imagine cuddling up with him every night after a bedroom picnic. :P ::)
Dragonlord, I have removed your post as I found it offensive. I love woman myself, talking, looking whatever but to degrade like that I personally think is wrong.
If anyone disagrees please PM me.
Thanks
Daz
Beside my beautifull wife, I'd be more than happy with any of the following please;
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QuoteBeside my beautifull wife, I'd be more than happy with any of the following please;
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn85/TVRMoneypit/12715.jpg)
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Nice one matey. :y
Recognise the 2nd one from home and away and confesions of a shopaholic, but sadly dont know the names of the others.
QuoteQuoteBeside my beautifull wife, I'd be more than happy with any of the following please;
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(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn85/TVRMoneypit/islafisher_narrowweb__300x4600.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn85/TVRMoneypit/12715.jpg)
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn85/TVRMoneypit/vanessa20paradis.jpg)
Nice one matey. :y
Recognise the 2nd one from home and away and confesions of a shopaholic, but sadly dont know the names of the others.
IMHO they all have the faces of angels. Delectable beauty,
From top to bottom;
Keira Knightly (British actress, who one day will be mine!)
Isla Fisher, (who you correctly pointed out as being from Home & Away many years ago, now married to the bloke who is Borat)
Esstelle Skornik, (who many years ago was in the "Nicole" / "Papa" Renault clit TV adverts, and is now mainly a theature actress, both in the UK and France)
Vannesa Paradis (back in the late 1980's sung "joe le taxi", but has since grown up a lot, appeared in lots of French films, got married to Jonny Depp, and along with Keira Knightly pictured above, is one of the 'faces' for Channel)
Dragonlord, I have removed your post as I found it offensive. I love woman myself, talking, looking whatever but to degrade like that I personally think is wrong.me too m8 was a light harted joke dident think no one would take offence.
If anyone disagrees please PM me.
Thanks
Daz
Megan Fox
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Eugenia Diordiychuk
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cant decide :-/ ;D
Aah, perfection is such an ethereal notion as reality often intrudes to show just how 'perfect' the object of our desires really is.Reckon you've hit the nail on the head with this girl mate, a true angel! 8-)
But to play the game, I would be privileged, and would count myself fortunate indeed, to have a quarter of this young woman’s bravery and dedication to duty. 8-) 8-)
In essence - and within the confines of this thread - she is my 'perfect' woman.
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She had shrapnel embedded in her shoulder and lower back but despite her own injuries she treated the rest of her patrol single-handedly until a helicopter evacuated the injured to hospital at Camp Bastion.
L/Cpl Clarke, who refused to be evacuated with the injured, added: ''I didn't feel like my injuries were bad enough to go back to the hospital, particularly as I was the only medic on the ground at the time.
''I couldn't leave them on their own - I came out here to support the troops on the ground and give them medical care when they needed it the most.''
Words courtesy of Daily Telegraph
Here you go guy.Cheers Pip. She is naturally gorgeous hence she can look irresisteble in a pair of skippies & a denim shirt, she does'nt have to try. Does it for me mate!! :P :P :P
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Just realised pic 4 may not be appropriate for the forum. Will delete if required.
I would'nt trust them to shop or cook Cem. I can do a much better job!! 8-)QuoteMegan Fox
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Eugenia Diordiychuk
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cant decide :-/ ;D
but I dont think they will cook or do shopping ;D ;D
(http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/mila-kunis-pic.jpg)Sure is purdey but who is she?
QuoteI would'nt trust them to shop or cook Cem. I can do a much better job!! 8-)QuoteMegan Fox
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Eugenia Diordiychuk
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cant decide :-/ ;D
but I dont think they will cook or do shopping ;D ;D
hmmmm im in love, just seena film with Natascha McElhone in it
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Wow.. one looks at the sky, the other is looking straight at me.. burning into my soul.. my soul. MY SOUUULLLL!Yeah, pretty but her tracking's out!!! Bit too skinny as well. ;D
As i kept getting told that i am beautyfull and good looking then i should of been amodel but i am way past my youth now ;D ::)
As i kept getting told that i am beautyfull and good looking then i should of been amodel but i am way past my youth now ;D ::)
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i would give up drinking for either of these 2 and marry them. :-* :-* :-*
QuoteAs i kept getting told that i am beautyfull and good looking then i should of been amodel but i am way past my youth now ;D ::)
We heard, lol ::) :-X
Wow.. one looks at the sky, the other is looking straight at me.. burning into my soul.. my soul. MY SOUUULLLL!
;D ;DQuoteWow.. one looks at the sky, the other is looking straight at me.. burning into my soul.. my soul. MY SOUUULLLL!
I spent twenty minutes looking at her big gorgeous blue eyes, wondering if she was a bit squint.
Then realised you were on about her tits.
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Natalie would be my honey :y
She could be for you skrunks, just think what you do with her ;) ::)
QuoteShe could be for you skrunks, just think what you do with her ;) ::)
I think she would be ideal, sadly she isnt available. :-/`111Q
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I wouldn't mind seeing what gadgets Suzi perry has in here bedroom ;D :y
Really??
I hope she has a scalextric or a nice trainset............
really miss some of my toys.........................
As an ex-Alfa owner, can I humbly suggest this epic thread (http://forum.alfa156.net/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=16926&PN=1) from Alfa156.net?
Quite an old topic now, so some of the links may be broken, but lots of inspired choices (including a few from myself, I might add ;))
http://www.maniacworld.com/perfect-female-body.html
http://www.maniacworld.com/perfect-female-body.html
Quotehttp://www.maniacworld.com/perfect-female-body.html
quite interesting :y
QuoteQuotehttp://www.maniacworld.com/perfect-female-body.html
quite interesting :y
From some of the pics I have seen of your lifestyle cem (and the cakes/food) I reckon you cant be short of being married to the perfect woman