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Title: in the pub
Post by: millwall on 14 November 2010, 17:31:15

I was in the pub last night when the barman asked me, “How come I never see you in here with Pete any more?”

I asked him, “Would you drink with a bloke who's a liar, always late, borrows money he never pays back, always tries to squirm out of his round, jealous of everything you have, and when your back is turned he tries to **ck your wife and daughter?”

“Bloody hell! No!” he said, somewhat flabbergasted.

“Well, neither would Pete,”

Title: Re: in the pub
Post by: skyblue on 14 November 2010, 17:41:00

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the pub
Post by: waspy on 14 November 2010, 18:04:08

PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: in the pub
Post by: Omega_Dan on 14 November 2010, 18:17:09

Brilliant :y :y :y

Title: Re: in the pub
Post by: jonnycool on 14 November 2010, 20:02:33

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the pub
Post by: wingman on 14 November 2010, 20:32:17

Nice one!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D