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Title: what is old?
Post by: mantagte on 15 November 2010, 22:16:23

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... The doctor instead of by the police.


"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee!

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: Plomien on 15 November 2010, 22:18:18

 :D ;D :y

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: Vamps on 15 November 2010, 22:39:13

Quote

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... The doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee!

Oh yes....... :D :D :D :y

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: skyblue on 15 November 2010, 22:51:47

Bloody hell thats me all over so I must be older than I thought I was  ;D ;D

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: dbug on 15 November 2010, 23:30:02

 :) :) :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: Debs. on 15 November 2010, 23:34:43

 ;D...... :y

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: Banjax on 16 November 2010, 07:53:58

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: what is old?
Post by: millwall on 16 November 2010, 18:00:50

very good ;D ;D ;D