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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: geoffr70 on 14 November 2010, 21:39:00
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Add your name here if you would marry Cheryl Cole.
If enough people add their names I could get a proper petition thing on the go and we can bring her to OOF! :P
She could pass spanners, tighten nuts etc.
geoffr70
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Add your name here if you would marry Cheryl Cole.
If enough people add their names I could get a proper petition thing on the go and we can bring her to OOF! :P
She could pass spanners, tighten nuts etc.
geoffr70
she has that affect on me too.
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round up,
geoffr70
tapper888
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She really doesn't do anything for me, ugly stupid bird. OK, maybe ugly is harsh.
The guy I sit next to at work, though, he creams his jeans all over her calendar he has pinned up....
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I think I'd pass. She's tiny. I can see the appeal for a lot of men if she has very small hands though. ;) ;D
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I'd rattle her but I wouldn't marry her ;)
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sorry prefer a bit more meat on the bones, a brain helps aswell, but often dangerous if more powerful than mine. :D :D :D
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In a word, No
Too false, and probly cant cook.
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In a word, No
Too false, and probly cant cook.
I'm not talking about cooking with her :o
Seriously though look at her she is a goddess!
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I think I'd pass. She's tiny. I can see the appeal for a lot of men if she has very small hands though. ;) ;D
she'd fit in the boot more easily
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In a word, No
Too false, and probly cant cook.
I'm not talking about cooking with her :o
Seriously though look at her she is a goddess!
goddess ;D wouldnt go that far would dip me wick but not marry :y
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I can think of a few women who'd more accurately describe 'goddess' than Cheryl Cole.. but she is fairly easy on the eye.
I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't marry her.. maybe just release a stolen sex tape with her or something.. ;D
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Not marry,that has to be Nigella Lawson ;)
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Not marry,that has to be Nigella Lawson ;)
good one, she can cook!
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In a word, No
Too false, and probly cant cook.
I'm not talking about cooking with her :o
Seriously though look at her she is a goddess!
Plastic surgury does wonders for people.
Must be me, I certainly would not marry a woman based on looks alone.
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Not marry,that has to be Nigella Lawson ;)
Nigella over Cheryl anyday. :-* :y
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In a word, No
Too false, and probly cant cook.
I'm not talking about cooking with her :o
Seriously though look at her she is a goddess!
Plastic surgury does wonders for people.
Must be me, I certainly would not marry a woman based on looks alone.
Not just you ;)
Now if I could just find a woman who wasn't just interesting in looks alone.. ;D
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9gY653SGj0[/media]
that should swing the vote!
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Imagine if you had the pleasure of the company of Nigella, Cheryl and Cher all at the same time. Bloody hell that would be amazing but weird at the same time
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just dont let cher take any cakes out of the hot the oven!!
(ps, you mean the young one dont you)
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There's more than one Cher? :o
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Yeah that's her! She's lovely too!
Cakes out the oven??!! :-?
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http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=cher&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=YWrgTJfjBKOAhAfNr8ywDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=8&ved=0CGEQsAQwBw&biw=1259&bih=597
the original, well sort of.. ::)
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Tweedy is thick and has little talent, also VERY irritating.
As to the young Cher - talentless useless talker (not singer) hyped up to buggery by the local paper.
Yes my wife watches XCraptor while I am OOFing
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
A shop I will not advertise has lost business by giving her clothes.
Can't stand the talentless talker not singer
As I always say silent C as in Rap
BTW best singer attached to that area is a certain Robert Plant one of his sons went to the same school as my daughter
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
You mean this one? :o
(http://www.thexfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cher-lloyd-drag-queen.jpg)
That's .. really not appealing in the slightest.
While I'm on it - what is it with girls these days plucking their eyebrows to the point that they disappear altogether or end up looking like a vulcan?
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
A shop I will not advertise has lost business by giving her clothes.
Can't stand the talentless talker not singer
As I always say silent C as in Rap
BTW best singer attached to that area is a certain Robert Plant one of his sons went to the same school as my daughter
Yeah not a big fan of her singing though.
Robert Plant as in 'Big Log' as in shite?
HAHA no only kidding I couldn't resist it. I'm a fan of him! Only Cher is easier on the eye though!
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
A shop I will not advertise has lost business by giving her clothes.
Can't stand the talentless talker not singer
As I always say silent C as in Rap
BTW best singer attached to that area is a certain Robert Plant one of his sons went to the same school as my daughter
Yeah not a big fan of her singing though.
Robert Plant as in 'Big Log' as in shite?
HAHA no only kidding I couldn't resist it. I'm a fan of him! Only Cher is easier on the eye though!
She is an ugly chav and is grinning at you from the local papers and their web sites.
BTW the local daily has a commenting section and a couple of OOF members are on it.
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ARRGGGHHHH! No not her! I mean little Cher! The gangsta rappin' 'what is u doin' one!
A shop I will not advertise has lost business by giving her clothes.
Can't stand the talentless talker not singer
As I always say silent C as in Rap
BTW best singer attached to that area is a certain Robert Plant one of his sons went to the same school as my daughter
Yeah not a big fan of her singing though.
Robert Plant as in 'Big Log' as in shite?
HAHA no only kidding I couldn't resist it. I'm a fan of him! Only Cher is easier on the eye though!
She is an ugly chav and is grinning at you from the local papers and their web sites.
BTW the local daily has a commenting section and a couple of OOF members are on it.
I wouldn't say she is ugly she is like a goddess aswell, like a baby Cheryl
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(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/Cheryl-Cole.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/cheryl-cole-bangs.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/Cheryl-Cole1.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/CherylCole.jpg)
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(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/nigella_2.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/nigella_lawson1.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/nigella_lawson-16.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/11117029.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/nigella-lawson1.jpg)
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Well that pic of Cher isn't very flattering, but she is nice!
Well done Mr Skrunts! The first one of Cheryl isn't the best, but the last one phwoar!
As for Nigella, I think the last pic of her might have been 'altered' somehow!
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Well that pic of Cher isn't very flattering, but she is nice!
Well done Mr Skrunts! The first one of Cheryl isn't the best, but the last one phwoar!
As for Nigella, I think the last pic of her might have been 'altered' somehow!
The 1st one of Cheryl proves that she has a good plastic surgeon.
The last one of Nigella shows that someone knows how to use photoshop (Top Man)
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Well that pic of Cher isn't very flattering, but she is nice!
Well done Mr Skrunts! The first one of Cheryl isn't the best, but the last one phwoar!
As for Nigella, I think the last pic of her might have been 'altered' somehow!
The 1st one of Cheryl proves that she has a good plastic surgeon.
The last one of Nigella shows that someone knows how to use photoshop (Top Man)
Hahahaha! ;D
Oh well there is deception everywhere we turn, so lets just enjoy it! Plastic surgery wouldn't put me off Cheryl!
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I've still got a bit of thing for Vordeman. Now that it's winter it won't be any more than a bit of thing either. :-/ ;)
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I've still got a bit of thing for Vordeman. Now that it's winter it won't be any more than a bit of thing either. :-/ ;)
Felicity Kendal for me...... :D :D :D
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I've still got a bit of thing for Vordeman. Now that it's winter it won't be any more than a bit of thing either. :-/ ;)
Felicity Kendal for me...... :D :D :D
Have you seen her replacement on countdown? Rachel Reilly I think. She's on par with Chezza!
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I've still got a bit of thing for Vordeman. Now that it's winter it won't be any more than a bit of thing either. :-/ ;)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/image-1-for-pride-of-britain-awards-2010-red-carpet-gallery-123981218.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/00%20-%20Perfect%20Woman/Carol_Vorderman.jpg)
There is another but it's topless ::)
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Come on, Cheryl Cole is a good looking girl now and I even like her Geordie accent. That said, I understand why Nigela would get more votes! As for the younger Cher of X-factor "fame" I saw her early stuff on there and thought she had something a bit different but seem have been greatly mistaken! As for her personality, have heard NO good comments about her. Obviously not a liked young lady! On the westbrom site there are a few who know her personally and are certainly not enamoured. Fame, eh...
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mmm,
Nigela fills her jumper well and cooks nice food but is fifty, one suspects massive amounts of slap used.
Cole before X factor presenting was known for singing in a band whos main audience was 12 year olds and using a nigerian toliet attendant in a nightclub as a punchbag.
no ones perfect...
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Cheryl's perfect!
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Cheryl's perfect!
Sounds like you have it bad matey.
But what about Cameron.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20Cameron%20Diaz/Cameron-Diaz-09.jpg)
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or Mrs Smith
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20Angelina%20Jolie/angelina_jolie_20060822_7000.jpg)
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and far better looking than Cheryl is this welsh kass.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20CZJ/catherine-zeta-jones-6.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20CZJ/039_37774Catherine-Zeta-Jones-Poste.jpg)
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or if you are into alternative surgury.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20Denise%20milani/dm1.jpg)
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One of my favourites - Gemma Atkinson
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20Gamma%20A/00010_atkinson351680x1050_123_928lo.jpg)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy%20-%20Gamma%20A/gemma_atkinson_20070729_0004.jpg)
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All women are god's creatures :y And I love them all 8-) 8-)
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I've still got a bit of thing for Vordeman. Now that it's winter it won't be any more than a bit of thing either. :-/ ;)
I know what you mean
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Hmmmmm - Cheryl Tweedy has got a bit of money though :) :) :)
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Not marry,that has to be Nigella Lawson ;)
Sorry chap, she's already taken ;) ;D
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Somebody throw a bucket of cold water over Skrunts, all those pics, he'll blow his fuse ;D ;D
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Like pete, I would rattle her senseless....twice...but never marry her unless she insisted on not having a pre-nup ;D
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Nigella: big in all the right places, her food is amazing, she's dirty as hell (probably....in my head anyway), she's smart and gorgeous :y
Cheryl: she's.........erm...........give me a minute :-/
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Nigella: big in all the right places, her food is amazing, she's dirty as hell (probably....in my head anyway), she's smart and gorgeous :y
Cheryl: she's.........erm...........give me a minute :-/
You just know she is, you can tell (hope) that by looking at her :y
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All women are god's creatures :y And I love them all 8-) 8-)
I could post a pic at this point, but there would be 3000 complaints and TB would shut my account. ::)
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Probably end up like this in 20/30 years :y
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Terbert/Tillyshapesup.jpg)
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Phwoar she's a looker!
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All women are god's creatures :y And I love them all 8-) 8-)
I could post a pic at this point, but there would be 3000 complaints and TB would shut my account. ::)
go on,you know you want too :D :y
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All women are god's creatures :y And I love them all 8-) 8-)
I could post a pic at this point, but there would be 3000 complaints and TB would shut my account. ::)
go on,you know you want too :D :y
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Fat/01adbe3a737e.jpg)
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Marry Cheryl ? 'Oh no'! Not me, couldn't take the comparison to her ex, I'm sure I would come up short ??? :-[
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I'd certainly try my best effort at working through the Karma Sutra with her but I wouldn't marry her. Take 30 years back off Felicity Kendall and you're talking ;) :y
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I think I'd pass. She's tiny. I can see the appeal for a lot of men if she has very small hands though. ;) ;D
........it's a nice feeling when a woman's finger's don't meet up... ::) ::) ;)
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There is another but it's topless ::)
[size=14]Lemme see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] :o ;D
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I would marry her as long as she didnt insist on a 'pre-nup' and also agreed to stay in the cupboard under the stairs when not required.
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I'd marry Cheryl any day, she's like a lickle sexy doll :)
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Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb?
Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann. But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'd never marry anyone, the idea terrifies me. That's just me though. I don't like size zero girls either but don't think she's over skinny. No need for her to cook, i can do that. All of you either drooling over her or knocking her back should be ashamed of yourselves. If she knocked at my door saying she was desperate to "sit on wor face pet" then who am i to deny the poor girl? I'd grin & bear it.
I am a gentleman you know!!!! :P
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Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb?
Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann. But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Eureka! I think you've just hit the big time there!
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Reading the last post there got me thinking; can you buy a blow-up doll that looks like a celeb?
Well, my search for a Cheryl Tweedy one was sadly fruitless, as was my attempts to find a Carol Vordemann. But apparently you can buy a lady Ga Ga blow-up doll, and the front of the box says she loves it when you poke her face! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Apparently eh? ::)
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much ;)
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much ;)
Cos he's a tosser... I think this is an established fact :y
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much ;)
Because he is gay
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Apparently eh? ::)
I only took a quick look at the menu, I have no idea what the food tastes like! ;D
Besides, Lady Gaga is a bloke. ;)
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Cheryl must be rubbish between the sheets, why else would Ashley Cole mess around so much ;)
Because he is gay
Hmmm, the amount of women he's humped he's got a funny way of coming out of the closet ;D
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Veering this thread firmly off-course for a moment, ponder the scene below:
(http://www.nastyhobbit.org/forum/animated_gifs/jessica-alba-come-here.gif)
Now, if Cheryl were to do this while holding a bottle of Newcy Brown in her other hand I'd be up for it! ;D
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In yer dreams bluey.. ;D ;D ;D
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I know, she'd kill me pretty swiftly with all that beer-in-bed nonsense. ;)
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Hi all, just passing through, not been on for ages since now owning a Merc :-X
But, hope you're all well an equally as important HAPPY....
And as for Cheryl, I think she looks great with no / little make up on... Oh! and before she had her teeth straightened :D
:) :) :)
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i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up it. :)
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i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up it. :)
that's not very nice, she's alright
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i'd rather stick my knob in a wasps nest then dip it in battery acid and rub it better with a very coarse sandpaper than touch that 2 bob piece of old trollop after ashley coles been up it. :)
You sticking with the blow up sheep then Richie. :y
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I'd never marry anyone, the idea terrifies me. That's just me though. I don't like size zero girls either but don't think she's over skinny. No need for her to cook, i can do that. All of you either drooling over her or knocking her back should be ashamed of yourselves. If she knocked at my door saying she was desperate to "sit on wor face pet" then who am i to deny the poor girl? I'd grin & bear it.
I am a gentleman you know!!!! :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-wh2Xloujs&feature=related
Ive just changed my mind!!!! :o