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Title: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Nickbat on 16 November 2010, 20:11:49
In this day and age of texting and lower case web addresses, it may appear to some that capitalisation is just not important anymore.

However, I stumbled across this definition of capitalisation in a forum. Some of you may have heard it before, but I have not and thought it rather witty.

(Not for the prudish)

"Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

 ;)
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2010, 20:13:12
Very witty....you're on form tonight Nick... ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: millwall on 16 November 2010, 20:16:00
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Amigo on 16 November 2010, 20:27:22
I'm not as into politics & news as you are Nick but am with you on this one. To have at least a secondary command of your own language & grammar is a basic skill & i don't like the way the internet does'nt seem to recognise upper & lower case.
   What does this teach the youth of today? Can they compose a job application letter? Even i managed an old fashioned 'O' level lang & my use of apostrophes is questionable. :(
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: aaronjb on 16 November 2010, 20:38:53
I'm a firm believer that email addresses and domain names should be 7-bit ASCII and only lower case; anything else leaves far too much room for fraud and impersonation in my opinion (so I'm very much against the fact they've opened DNS up to UTF-8 domain names, but that's another matter.)

But I really don't thing people typing 'www.hotgirlsareherelooknow.com' has anything to do with the fact that people no longer write proper English; I think you can blame laziness, lack of strict educational standards and text messaging for that..
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Andy B on 16 November 2010, 20:41:48
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Even i managed an old fashioned 'O' level lang & my use of apostrophes is questionable. :(

So did I on my re-sit!  :-[
A young apprentice at work was trying to compose an email to another company asking for literature. It was bloody hopeless, no idea of Dear Sir/Yours faithfully etc and it's a good job there's such thing as smell chequer two!  :y  :y
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Mysteryman on 16 November 2010, 20:43:13
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I'm a firm believer that email addresses and domain names should be 7-bit ASCII and only lower case; anything else leaves far too much room for fraud and impersonation in my opinion (so I'm very much against the fact they've opened DNS up to UTF-8 domain names, but that's another matter.)

But I really don't thing people typing 'www.hotgirlsareherelooknow.com' has anything to do with the fact that people no longer write proper English; I think you can blame laziness, lack of strict educational standards and text messaging for that..


That link doesn't work :-/
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: waspy on 16 November 2010, 20:45:51
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I'm a firm believer that email addresses and domain names should be 7-bit ASCII and only lower case; anything else leaves far too much room for fraud and impersonation in my opinion (so I'm very much against the fact they've opened DNS up to UTF-8 domain names, but that's another matter.)

But I really don't thing people typing 'www.hotgirlsareherelooknow.com' has anything to do with the fact that people no longer write proper English; I think you can blame laziness, lack of strict educational standards and text messaging for that..


That link doesn't work :-/

The gloves aren't getting much use tonight Steve ;D
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Mysteryman on 16 November 2010, 20:47:03
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I'm a firm believer that email addresses and domain names should be 7-bit ASCII and only lower case; anything else leaves far too much room for fraud and impersonation in my opinion (so I'm very much against the fact they've opened DNS up to UTF-8 domain names, but that's another matter.)

But I really don't thing people typing 'www.hotgirlsareherelooknow.com' has anything to do with the fact that people no longer write proper English; I think you can blame laziness, lack of strict educational standards and text messaging for that..


That link doesn't work :-/

The gloves aren't getting much use tonight Steve ;D


They're smokin mate. ;D
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: aaronjb on 16 November 2010, 20:49:46
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So did I on my re-sit!  :-[
A young apprentice at work was trying to compose an email to another company asking for literature. It was bloody hopeless, no idea of Dear Sir/Yours faithfully etc and it's a good job there's such thing as smell chequer two!  :y  :y

What gets me is the number of times you'll get a CV in that the author clearly hasn't proof read, or even spell checked! It boggles the mind. No I won't hire you and pay you £45k a year if you can't spell basic words in English, now break off back to whence you came! >:(

Bah!

You know you're all turning me into a grumpy old man, right? ;D

P.S. I think I remember getting an A in English, but it still took me till I was 30 to figure out when you're supposed to use a semi-colon! ;D


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That link doesn't work :-/

;D I very nearly used one that would have worked - I had to be careful not to, otherwise I suspected I'd be getting a knuckle rapping from an admin  :D
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: tidla on 16 November 2010, 23:32:37
funny as hell either way ;D :y
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Banjax on 17 November 2010, 11:24:39
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In this day and age of texting and lower case web addresses, it may appear to some that capitalisation is just not important anymore.

However, I stumbled across this definition of capitalisation in a forum. Some of you may have heard it before, but I have not and thought it rather witty.

(Not for the prudish)

"Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

 ;)

brilliant  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Debs. on 17 November 2010, 11:37:12
 :P There was I, thinking that Capitalisation was the process of making everything London-centric! ::)
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 November 2010, 11:54:09
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So did I on my re-sit!  :-[
A young apprentice at work was trying to compose an email to another company asking for literature. It was bloody hopeless, no idea of Dear Sir/Yours faithfully etc and it's a good job there's such thing as smell chequer two!  :y  :y

What gets me is the number of times you'll get a CV in that the author clearly hasn't proof read, or even spell checked! It boggles the mind. No I won't hire you and pay you £45k a year if you can't spell basic words in English, now break off back to whence you came! >:(

Bah!

You know you're all turning me into a grumpy old man, right? ;D

P.S. I think I remember getting an A in English, but it still took me till I was 30 to figure out when you're supposed to use a semi-colon! ;D


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That link doesn't work :-/

;D I very nearly used one that would have worked - I had to be careful not to, otherwise I suspected I'd be getting a knuckle rapping from an admin  :D


My spelling is exemplary.......but my use of dangling modifiers and conjunctive adverbs is piss poor.... ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: Capitalisation; importance of
Post by: aaronjb on 17 November 2010, 13:17:26
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So did I on my re-sit!  :-[
A young apprentice at work was trying to compose an email to another company asking for literature. It was bloody hopeless, no idea of Dear Sir/Yours faithfully etc and it's a good job there's such thing as smell chequer two!  :y  :y

What gets me is the number of times you'll get a CV in that the author clearly hasn't proof read, or even spell checked! It boggles the mind. No I won't hire you and pay you £45k a year if you can't spell basic words in English, now break off back to whence you came! >:(

Bah!

You know you're all turning me into a grumpy old man, right? ;D

P.S. I think I remember getting an A in English, but it still took me till I was 30 to figure out when you're supposed to use a semi-colon! ;D


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That link doesn't work :-/

;D I very nearly used one that would have worked - I had to be careful not to, otherwise I suspected I'd be getting a knuckle rapping from an admin  :D


My spelling is exemplary.......but my use of dangling modifiers and conjunctive adverbs is piss poor.... ::) ::) ;)

It definitely didn't take till I was 30 for me to figure out how to use my dangling modifier... ;D