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Title: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 16:50:25
http://www.flushtracker.com

Shove in your postcode and how long ago you had a dump and it shows you where your delivery is!

Mines currently traveled 5 miles and is over in greenwich

Great web"shite" ;D ;D

Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: PhilRich on 19 November 2010, 16:59:22
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http://www.flushtracker.com

Shove in your postcode and how long ago you had a dump and it shows you where your delivery is!

Mines currently traveled 5 miles and is over greenwich
Great web"shite" ;D ;D






You must be one of those High Flying Shites I keep hearing about then! ;D :y ;)
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 17:03:14
lol  i knew as soon as i posted i should of said UNDER greenwich ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: bluey on 19 November 2010, 17:54:17
Someone, somewhere, not only had the idea for this website but then spent time creating it. 

That is truly worrying. :o  ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 November 2010, 18:03:30
Well I suppose it passes the time of day!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Post by: jonnycool on 19 November 2010, 18:06:56
It worries me how you found this, but gave me a chuckle  ;D ;D
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Post by: Radiomarko on 19 November 2010, 18:11:01
Hmm mine seems to have "landed" but is about one mile from the sewage plant. Must be the cuts.
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: bluey on 19 November 2010, 18:17:05
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Well I suppose it passes the time of day!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That sort of comment send me round the bend...   ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 18:26:14
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It worries me how you found this, but gave me a chuckle  ;D ;D


have you never wondered which way it floats when its left your toilet ;D ;D   
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 November 2010, 19:17:16
Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 19:20:49
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Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D

wow thats a fast one  mine got to 4.08mph ;D    need to try and have a more   streamlined dump ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2010, 19:30:49
I`m excused: I have tank and I keep all mine! ::)


 [smiley=evil.gif]Mwahahaha!....they`re mine; all mine! ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 19 November 2010, 19:39:21
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Whose is fastest then, mines averaging 4.26 mph  ;D ;D ;D

wow thats a fast one  mine got to 4.08mph ;D    need to try and have a more   streamlined dump ;D ;D ;D


Max speed so far was 4.44 mph, might have been on a downhill stretch.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Varche on 19 November 2010, 19:42:37
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I`m excused: I have tank and I keep all mine! ::) [smiley=evil.gif]Mwahahaha!....they`re mine; all mine! ;D


You can have mine free too. Buyer collects :y
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Psychoca on 19 November 2010, 19:51:38
I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 20:08:24
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

maybe that one escaped :D :D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Dodger on 19 November 2010, 20:37:35
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I havehad a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

Obviously not any more.... maybe it's sprung a leak  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 20:53:21
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

its ok ive sent the boys out to retreive it for you ;D ;D

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/septictanks.jpg)
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 19 November 2010, 21:24:17
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

its ok ive sent the boys out to retreive it for you ;D ;D

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/septictanks.jpg)



Ah yes, The Turd Rescue Squad in action :D :D ;)
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Debs. on 19 November 2010, 21:31:39
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

its ok ive sent the boys out to retreive it for you ;D ;D

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/septictanks.jpg)

It`s dark now.......are they on 'time and a turd' overtime-rate? ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 21:32:56
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I'm trying to work out why it is showing mine about 4 miles away.... Travelling at 4.66mph...  I have a septic tank in the garden...  :o :o

its ok ive sent the boys out to retreive it for you ;D ;D

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/septictanks.jpg)

It`s dark now.......are they on 'time and a turd' overtime-rate? ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: jonnycool on 19 November 2010, 23:31:35
Mine's just gone uphill at 4.66 mph  ::)
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Post by: aaronjb on 19 November 2010, 23:38:15
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Mine's just gone uphill at 4.66 mph  ::)
:o

Who was pushing it? :D
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Kevin Wood on 19 November 2010, 23:41:02
I thought I'd have a go but they asked for my email address. :-?

No way do I want anything traceable back to me.  :o Once I flush, it's somebody else's problem. ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 23:45:12
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I thought I'd have a go but they asked for my email address. :-?

No way do I want anything traceable back to me.  :o Once I flush, it's somebody else's problem. ;D

Kevin

just use the one i did  fastfloater@skids.com :y
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 19 November 2010, 23:46:51
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Mine's just gone uphill at 4.66 mph  ::)

a jet propelled turd ;D 
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Lioned on 19 November 2010, 23:56:37
I'm still trying to push mine around the bend......
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: tidla on 20 November 2010, 00:53:27
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Well I suppose it passes the time of day!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

that will never get round the bend.
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Kevin Wood on 20 November 2010, 01:03:49
Not entirely sure how my last creation got to Johannesburg in 10 minutes. Glad I didn't get in the way of it though. :o

Kevin
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: Vamps on 20 November 2010, 01:05:15
This forum really has 'class' does it not.......
Title: Re: ultimate website "turd tracker"
Post by: millwall on 20 November 2010, 01:23:42
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This forum really has 'class' does it not.......

sorry i have a habit of lowering the tone ;D   my mrs says she cant take me anywhere  i dont know why ;D ;D