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Title: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Jusme on 20 November 2010, 17:53:39
Read this :

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Did you read, ' the pen is in my mouth ' ?  " Course you did " !! ;)
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Welung666 on 20 November 2010, 17:59:46
We had something similar at work recently. Someone had put up a poster on the staff noticeboard with the contact details for the new educational therapist. All nicely done on the PC with wordart arch across the top simply stating the word 'THERAPIST'. However the arc of the word looked like it had added a space so everybody read it as 'THE RAPIST' ;D ;D ;D

Not good on a primary school notice board!  :-X
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 November 2010, 17:59:53
Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Varche on 20 November 2010, 18:00:32
Excellent. Keep em coming, 69 more.

My only recently replaced ABS ECU failed today. I might yet be in the Q with the Albanians. You will recognise me as the only honest looking one!  ;D
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: HolyCount on 20 November 2010, 18:04:14
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

In similar vein ( posted here a while back, I believe ) :

All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

   1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
   2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
   3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
   4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
   5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
   6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com
   7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
   8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
   9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 November 2010, 18:10:36
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

In similar vein ( posted here a while back, I believe ) :

All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

   1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
   2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
   3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
   4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
   5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
   6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com
   7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
   8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
   9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com



Brilliant HC! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: millwall on 20 November 2010, 20:23:28
excellent ;D ;D
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Jusme on 20 November 2010, 20:28:03
 [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] :y
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: djac on 20 November 2010, 22:07:04
I was amused to see a program on the Sky Guide listing, seems it was called 'The Joy Of Painting', but the text was too long for the box so it read 'The Joy Of Pain....' - one for the S&M crowd, I thought!
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: maria on 22 November 2010, 17:19:13
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 November 2010, 17:31:04
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


mmmmm, nearly replied to this - but thought better of it.   ::)

But then it will soon be Christmas and .. . .............. :-X :-[
Title: Re: Let's test the way you think.
Post by: HolyCount on 22 November 2010, 17:36:21
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


mmmmm, nearly replied to this - but thought better of it.   ::)

But then it will soon be Christmas and .. . .............. :-X :-[


That'd be all your Christmas's arriving together  ::)
(suitably re-worded from the usual quote)