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Title: Good advice for women
Post by: Mysteryman on 23 November 2010, 13:53:52

A woman goes to the doctors battered and bruised. 'What happened?' asked the doc. 'My husband came home drunk and beat me again' she said.
'Hmmmm....' says the doc, 'Next time he comes home, make some sweet tea, take a sip and swish it round your mouth until he goes to sleep'.
She turns up two weeks later without a mark on her. 'That's amazing doc, the sweet tea worked!'. 'Yeah', says the doc, 'see what happens when you keep your rather mouth shut'.

 ::) ::)

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: Omega_Dan on 23 November 2010, 14:09:20

Excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: dbug on 23 November 2010, 14:19:53

So true  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: PhilRich on 23 November 2010, 14:55:39

Bet your missus isn't looking over your shoulder Steve! ;D :y

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: millwall on 23 November 2010, 15:51:29

excellent ;D ;D   just showed my mrs im now in doghouse ;D :D

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: Richie London on 23 November 2010, 16:00:09

he probbaly beat her cause she keeps leaving the kitchen.  ::) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: waspy on 23 November 2010, 19:28:23

 ;D ;D ;D ;D How true :)

Title: Re: Good advice for women
Post by: waspy on 23 November 2010, 19:31:24

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excellent ;D ;D   just showed my mrs im now in doghouse ;D :D

Apparently i'm in the dog house too ;D

Like a give a .... :y