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Title: bernard mathews dies
Post by: Richie London on 26 November 2010, 10:54:58
he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D
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Post by: millwall on 26 November 2010, 11:01:35
excellent ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Banjax on 26 November 2010, 11:11:28
 :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 November 2010, 11:16:54
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: Richie London on 26 November 2010, 11:22:03
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)

police said it was a sex game gone wrong,reports say he was found hanging from the loft with his throat slit and a box of saxo sticking out his arse
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Post by: Seth on 26 November 2010, 11:46:03
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he will be stuffed and cremated at 175 degrees on xmas day.  ;D ;D

...booti.....no I must resist.... ;D ;D ;)

police said it was a sex game gone wrong,reports say he was found hanging from the loft with his throat slit and a box of saxo sticking out his arse
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Banjax on 26 November 2010, 12:15:53
I suspect fowl play.
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Post by: millwall on 26 November 2010, 13:27:55
The embalmers have been in touch with his wife to find out what flavour of stuffing she'd like ..

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Post by: Debs. on 26 November 2010, 13:31:47
He`s left instructions to donate his giblets organs! ;D
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 26 November 2010, 13:57:46
................and he died on Thanks Giving Day, Turkey Day!!! :D :D :D :D :y

What a way for him to go 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Post by: PhilRich on 26 November 2010, 14:13:19
One gobble too many imho, his heart couldn't take the excitement anymore! ::) ;)
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Post by: redelitev6 on 26 November 2010, 17:09:37
 ;D Whats the recipe-20 mins per LB + 20 mins ?
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Post by: Tony H on 26 November 2010, 17:12:57
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;D Whats the recipe-20 mins per LB + 20 mins ?
Nah, only fit for boiling and putting in soup at that age  :)
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Post by: Bent valve on 26 November 2010, 18:44:21
I hope God is a giant turkey.
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Post by: millwall on 26 November 2010, 18:58:20
Bernard Mathews - 75,265,128

Turkeys - 1
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Post by: geoffr70 on 26 November 2010, 19:00:36
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I hope God is a giant turkey.

He's stuffed if he is!
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Post by: Pitchfork on 27 November 2010, 10:08:07
Do Turkeys go to heaven??