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Title: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Jimbob on 03 December 2010, 12:33:39
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Richie London on 03 December 2010, 12:40:29
will they be taking dna samples of every snoewman in the county now  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 December 2010, 12:42:34
 ;D ;D ;D Splendid. :y

Although it must be said that it would be a treat to see Lizzie being naughty. :-* :-*
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Del Boy on 03 December 2010, 12:43:32
Chatham, that don't suprise me  ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: millwall on 03 December 2010, 12:55:18
lizzie was this you leaving the scene of the crime ;D
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/adam5172/snowman2.jpg)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 December 2010, 13:09:47
I have just heard this myself on our news!!

It struck me as sooooooo funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

However, the serious side is that this should never have been a 999 call and our police are stressing this wastes valuable resource time, maybe affecting other genuine calls :( :( :(

It still strikes me as funny though, and I know certain police officers that will also find it funny! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


.............and no it was not me, more to the pity! :D :D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Weds on 03 December 2010, 13:15:28
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Chatham, that don't suprise me  ;D

Me neither :-)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Debs. on 03 December 2010, 13:20:06
The caller had a 'frostie' reception! ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: millwall on 03 December 2010, 13:23:05
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pikeyville, that don't suprise me  ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: millwall on 03 December 2010, 13:38:41
She thought it warranted the police being called because she used £1 coins for eyes???? Fancy her blowing her weekly food budget on a snowman?  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Jimbob on 03 December 2010, 13:41:08
recording now up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11910088

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Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Jimbob on 03 December 2010, 13:43:28
Absolutely Chavtastic!

£1 for eyes
teaspoons for arms!


guessing this wasnt a large snowman  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: amba on 03 December 2010, 13:45:02
It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: the alarming man on 03 December 2010, 13:58:59
here now steady on guys....lol...know you are right there are a load of chavs around here...and this idiot what they should have done sent a van round(snow permitting) picked her up and thrown her in the cells for wasting police time .....unbelivable..mind you see some youths trying to break into a car last week rang the contol centre not on 999 and the police were here with in a minute..in fact i was still giving details to operator when they arrived and they got the buggers  :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: the alarming man on 03 December 2010, 14:00:03
here lizzie you coming too our next meet???? :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 December 2010, 14:01:16
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here lizzie you coming too our next meet???? :y


We will see TAM, as I have a great deal going on at the moment.  Thanks for asking :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: the alarming man on 03 December 2010, 14:08:33
come on lizzie you know you want too...lol
hopefully see you there :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: TheBoy on 03 December 2010, 14:31:45
What a bloody stupid slapper. FFS
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: TheBoy on 03 December 2010, 14:33:24
No, I'm angrier than that.  We allow these thick shits to breed.  Once the its realised these people are than stupid, they should be put down.


10,000,000 sperms, and that was the fastest?  FFS.
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Del Boy on 03 December 2010, 14:41:15
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No, I'm angrier than that.  We allow these thick shits to breed.  Once the its realised these people are than stupid, they should be put down.


10,000,000 sperms, and that was the fastest?  FFS.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: bob.dent on 03 December 2010, 14:41:39
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No, I'm angrier than that.  We allow these thick shits to breed.  Once the its realised these people are than stupid, they should be put down.


10,000,000 sperms, and that was the fastest?  FFS.

 ;D ;D ;D

Am I to take it that this story has ticked you off a bit Jaime? ;D :-X :-X
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: the alarming man on 03 December 2010, 16:08:23
i am thinking so lol...............it worse not only can they breed they are allowed out on their own and also drive cars  :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Auto Addict on 03 December 2010, 16:11:58
Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: bluey on 03 December 2010, 16:16:24
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/05/article-1167719-044E788C000005DC-854_233x418.jpg)

"I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."

Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Welung666 on 03 December 2010, 16:35:54
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Banjax on 03 December 2010, 16:43:11
they must be inundated when it thaws out

"My Snowmans gone too, and everyones in the street has been nicked en all - utter disgrace!!!" ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: TheBoy on 03 December 2010, 16:50:33
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Vamps on 03 December 2010, 16:50:35
Do people really speak like that? :o  I thought that was only on comedy tv....

Mind I had to speak with a counter part in North Somerset on the phone the other day,   ooo ahrrrr   :D :D :D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: waspy on 03 December 2010, 16:54:11
What can i say that hasn't already been said :-/ :-/
What a thick arse, it saddens me it really does :( :( :(
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Debs. on 03 December 2010, 16:56:11
"Two, pound coins for eyes"....

......that`s her total fruit and vegetable budget for the month! ::)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Vamps on 03 December 2010, 17:04:16
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"Two, pound coins for eyes"....

......that`s her total fruit and vegetable budget for the month! ::)

Sadly probably true for her and her kid's, but it is OK she has her fags.... :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: waspy on 03 December 2010, 17:04:28
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"Two, pound coins for eyes"....

......that`s her total fruit and vegetable budget for the month! ::)

Do they sell that in McDonalds ::)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: eliteomegaman on 03 December 2010, 17:13:57
Hey u lot, u may all laf but this is serious & it certainley WOULDNT happen around here..............

THERES NO BLOODY SNOW!!!!!!  :o :o :D :D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 December 2010, 17:20:13
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: waspy on 03 December 2010, 17:54:08
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Yeh, shot himself ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 03 December 2010, 18:09:28
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Yeh, shot himself ;D

What are you suggesting Pete? ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 December 2010, 19:40:03
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they must be inundated when it thaws out

"My Snowmans gone too, and everyones in the street has been nicked en all - utter disgrace!!!" ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D Outstanding. ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 03 December 2010, 19:51:09
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I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


He certainly did Lizzie - he had his jumper put over a radiator. :y :y



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Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: tidla on 03 December 2010, 21:24:23
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: TheBoy on 03 December 2010, 21:56:21
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
He had some good ideas, but then took a handful of some of the daft ones to insane extremes...
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: Martin_1962 on 03 December 2010, 21:59:40
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.


Not there ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: PhilRich on 03 December 2010, 22:28:48
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Just think though, if they had a brain they could be quite dangerous >:(

Indeed B, if she had another brain cell to go with the one she already has the friction between the two could start a fire!
You are being too kind to that chav...  ...assuming she it had a braincell to start with, they couldn't possibly generate enough energy to actually cause heat.



Why am I still so angry about this?


I do not know TB, but a certain Austrian corporal used to rant about things like that, and did something about it! :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
He had some good ideas, but then took a handful of some of the daft ones to insane extremes...
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Agreed TB, & looking at zulu's u-tube link it appears he kept all his servers in one room too! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 03 December 2010, 22:30:10
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No, I'm angrier than that.  We allow these thick shits to breed.  Once the its realised these people are than stupid, they should be put down.


10,000,000 sperms, and that was the fastest?  FFS.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Lizzie, have you been a bit naughty?
Post by: the alarming man on 04 December 2010, 01:09:54
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It is not pronounced..Chatham......but Chavham !!!

Expect to see it on fleabay before the end of the day.
spoons not required was it not forks?? :y :y

one day auction. £2 starting bid.spoons thrown in.