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Title: christmas
Post by: millwall on 03 December 2010, 21:51:25
Paddy and Mick are talking. Mick says, "Do you know Christmas is on a Friday this year?" "Is it?" says Paddy, "Let's hope its not on the 13th..."

Title: Re: christmas
Post by: PhilRich on 03 December 2010, 22:58:59
That is so bloody silly I fell about! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 10:15:59
There was me thinking all the poor, old, tired, has-been jokes were supposed to go in that Jokes sticky thread at the top ::)
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: millwall on 04 December 2010, 10:19:32
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There was me thinking all the poor, old, tired, has-been jokes were supposed to go in that Jokes sticky thread at the top ::)

my mistake  feel free to move it there :y
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: tunnie on 04 December 2010, 10:19:35
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There was me thinking all the poor, old, tired, has-been jokes were supposed to go in that Jokes sticky thread at the top ::)

Indeed, not only was this appalling joke posted couple of weeks ago, it was not added to the sticky just 2 threads above....

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/803897/Misc/jokes.jpg)
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: millwall on 04 December 2010, 10:24:41
nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 04 December 2010, 10:52:01
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 10:57:43
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Nah, crimbo shopping is a pink job.

Pumping her tyres up so she could go out, thats the blue job, that I did admirably well earlier :P



Which reminds me, it was her birthday last Tuesday, suppose I ought to think about getting her a pressie ::)
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: millwall on 04 December 2010, 10:58:39
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
agh thats ok  i thought i would be facing the firing squad at dawn for my mistake ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: millwall on 04 December 2010, 11:00:07
Which reminds me, it was her birthday last Tuesday, suppose I ought to think about getting her a pressie


nah just double up next year ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 11:01:17
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today
Trouble is, these are the same old jokes doing the email rounds that were sent out via email 15-20yrs ago ;)

No problem with that, but keep the jokes (any only the jokes) to that sticky - we were hitting trouble with everyone posting old, tired jokes, and basically filling this section with stuff that the majority didn't want to read, making it difficult for them to find 'interesting' (to them) threads.  So by moving the jokes to a single thread....

:y :y
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: millwall on 04 December 2010, 11:02:21
no probs :y
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 11:02:23
I think Dart Loo-knee has move some, but its a PITA.  Personally, I'll just joke threads not in the sticky, without warning ;)
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 04 December 2010, 12:23:52
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Nah, crimbo shopping is a pink job.

Pumping her tyres up so she could go out, thats the blue job, that I did admirably well earlier :P



Which reminds me, it was her birthday last Tuesday, suppose I ought to think about getting her a pressie ::)


I think you better TB!!!! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
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Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 13:46:05
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Nah, crimbo shopping is a pink job.

Pumping her tyres up so she could go out, thats the blue job, that I did admirably well earlier :P



Which reminds me, it was her birthday last Tuesday, suppose I ought to think about getting her a pressie ::)


I think you better TB!!!! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
Job for tomorrow. Or next week. Or....
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 04 December 2010, 13:53:43
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nice to see were all in a happy jovial mood today


It is probably because they are looking forward to going out with their better halfs for Christmas fodder and spending loads of money! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Nah, crimbo shopping is a pink job.

Pumping her tyres up so she could go out, thats the blue job, that I did admirably well earlier :P



Which reminds me, it was her birthday last Tuesday, suppose I ought to think about getting her a pressie ::)


I think you better TB!!!! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
Job for tomorrow. Or next week. Or....

Give her a mains lead.....when she asks whats that for...you say your new pc.....
Next year give her the psu......year after that the case.....you get the idea....

You could string it out for years  :y ::) ;D
Title: Re: christmas
Post by: TheBoy on 04 December 2010, 14:15:43
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Give her a mains lead.....when she asks whats that for...you say your new pc.....
Next year give her the psu......year after that the case.....you get the idea....

You could string it out for years  :y ::) ;D
I never buy her anything that has handles or anything she can get a good swing on. I find it hurts when it hits me...