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Title: Much as i love them....
Post by: Amigo on 13 December 2010, 21:36:42
...I'll never understand cars or women. For the last couple of cold weeks the 1966 Cortina has been cossetted in the workshop while the Beastie has struggled valiantly on with no power steering. Yesterday the 'tina took me to a Rotherham  meet, all around Sheffield, back to Rotherham for tea & biccies & home to Immingham. Took her to work & back today. Decided to put the Beastie in the workshop & go to work in the 'tina tomorrow. Struggled to get the Beastie in the workshop & guess what? Once in the mardy cow decided her steering works fine & went from lock to lock stood still with one finger on the wheel no noises.
    I love you but make your mind up you silly tart, i'm not psychic FFS!!!!! ::)
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 13 December 2010, 21:38:27
Guy, check your fuses.....
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 13 December 2010, 21:41:12
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...I'll never understand cars or women. For the last couple of cold weeks the 1966 Cortina has been cossetted in the workshop while the Beastie has struggled valiantly on with no power steering. Yesterday the 'tina took me to a Rotherham  meet, all around Sheffield, back to Rotherham for tea & biccies & home to Immingham. Took her to work & back today. Decided to put the Beastie in the workshop & go to work in the 'tina tomorrow. Struggled to get the Beastie in the workshop & guess what? Once in the mardy cow decided her steering works fine & went from lock to lock stood still with one finger on the wheel no noises.
    I love you but make your mind up you silly tart, i'm not psychic FFS!!!!! ::)


 ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 13 December 2010, 21:42:39
Omega PS pumps are pretty reliable, the number you have had fitted tells me its not the power steering pump.

So it could be a loos fuse or the little ecu thing, I have a spare if you want to try it (can post it)
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Amigo on 13 December 2010, 21:44:14
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Guy, check your fuses.....
Will do. :y
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: r1 on 14 December 2010, 09:46:26
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...I'll never understand cars or women. For the last couple of cold weeks the 1966 Cortina has been cossetted in the workshop while the Beastie has struggled valiantly on with no power steering. Yesterday the 'tina took me to a Rotherham  meet, all around Sheffield, back to Rotherham for tea & biccies & home to Immingham. Took her to work & back today. Decided to put the Beastie in the workshop & go to work in the 'tina tomorrow. Struggled to get the Beastie in the workshop & guess what? Once in the mardy cow decided her steering works fine & went from lock to lock stood still with one finger on the wheel no noises.
    I love you but make your mind up you silly tart, i'm not psychic FFS!!!!! ::)

yesterday i came to your place as you wanted someone to fit a new pump before christmas.i traveled over a 100 miles to find you were not in,i was not happy as i was starving and looking forward to all that food that was promised and to working in a nice garage.instead i had to break into your car fix the pump and leave before you got back.please send me 200 pounds this is cost of fuel plus parts[i have not charged you for my labour]there : is no warranty on this work and it might last for 8 or" 8000" miles :y
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: mrjimbo on 14 December 2010, 11:27:40
 :o
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Amigo on 14 December 2010, 22:03:16
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...I'll never understand cars or women. For the last couple of cold weeks the 1966 Cortina has been cossetted in the workshop while the Beastie has struggled valiantly on with no power steering. Yesterday the 'tina took me to a Rotherham  meet, all around Sheffield, back to Rotherham for tea & biccies & home to Immingham. Took her to work & back today. Decided to put the Beastie in the workshop & go to work in the 'tina tomorrow. Struggled to get the Beastie in the workshop & guess what? Once in the mardy cow decided her steering works fine & went from lock to lock stood still with one finger on the wheel no noises.
    I love you but make your mind up you silly tart, i'm not psychic FFS!!!!! ::)

yesterday i came to your place as you wanted someone to fit a new pump before christmas.i traveled over a 100 miles to find you were not in,i was not happy as i was starving and looking forward to all that food that was promised and to working in a nice garage.instead i had to break into your car fix the pump and leave before you got back.please send me 200 pounds this is cost of fuel plus parts[i have not charged you for my labour]there : is no warranty on this work and it might last for 8 or" 8000" miles :y
  You Sir are in possession of a very dry sense of humour. Sadly you live more than "8" miles away & as that is my postge limit i'm unable to send you any currency & i don't have the relevant spices to cook you a curry & could'nt garauntee how long it will keep for, 8 hours or 8 days.
    I'm very busy at the moment!!!! Guy. ::)
    I'm very busy at the moment, Guy.
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: djac on 15 December 2010, 12:40:09
I'm starting to get the vaguest of feelings that there are a lot of pi55 takers on this forum..... can't think why  ;D
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Amigo on 15 December 2010, 23:15:21
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I'm starting to get the vaguest of feelings that there are a lot of pi55 takers on this forum..... can't think why  ;D
No sh*t Sherlock!!! :y
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 15 December 2010, 23:22:08
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I'm starting to get the vaguest of feelings that there are a lot of pi55 takers on this forum..... can't think why  ;D

It saves the NHS a small fortune on dialysis machines  ::)
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: jonny66 on 15 December 2010, 23:31:32
 ;D ::) ::) lmao
Title: Re: Much as i love them....
Post by: Amigo on 17 December 2010, 00:28:04
Could someone in the know please tell me where this steering sensor is in Janet & John laymans terms, ie jack front of car up & look here where this sensor is & can it be taken off, cleaned, dried wd40'd & put back?
    Gonna have a look on Sunday. Cheers, Guy. :y