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Title: Bin men
Post by: Terbs on 16 December 2010, 12:36:09
I have just seen it all now.... ;D
Today is our recycle day...plastic and paper (seperate boxes) ;)
How they do it here, is one man each side of the street pulls two wheelie bins and puts our boxes of plastic and paper into respective bin. When full, they attach wheelie bins to lorry for emptying :y
Now my neighbour has put a large cardboard box out beside her bin. Along comes lorry and parks outside neighbours. Along then comes bin man, puts contents of neighbours paper box into wheelie bin. He then starts attacking large cardboard box.  ;D
Meanwhile, man on other side of the street has attached his wheelies to the lorry and emptied it and is off up the street. ;)
Our man is still fighting the cardboard box and trying to get it in his wheelie bin. ;D
Seeing the other man up the street, the lorry driver now opens window and shouts out..'What the f****** **** are you doing.'
'I can't get this box in' says bin man.
Lorry driver jumps out of cab and says 'You f****** stupid f****** ****'.....grabs the box and chucks it straight in the lorry.
The lady opposite who is very religous, said to me..'Did you hear that, I am going in to phone the Council' ;D ;D ;D

I hope we have a Council Tax rise this year so they can employ more like him....I love a good laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Kevin Wood on 16 December 2010, 12:49:23
PMSL  ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Richie London on 16 December 2010, 12:52:11
binmen round here put 4 internal doors in there cart last week, give em a friver and they will take anything  :)
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 December 2010, 12:52:50
Lovely to hear someone has a common sense outlook on his work ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 16 December 2010, 13:05:20
There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Terbs on 16 December 2010, 13:15:41
Its not just that fella...on Tuesday I had a chap deliver some budgie cage fronts. He hands me his clipboard and says...'Sign here'  ;)
I said...'It says no signature required', and the panel was greyed out
'Oh' he says...'I don't know what that means' :o :o :o :o
So to keep the peace I just put a straiht line  with a bit of a wiggle in it.
Bearing in mind, I live at number eight, he then says 'This is number eight isn't it'?...Where is number nine'?

So I point to the house almost opposite, which has a white wall and a LARGE number nine on it.
'That one there' I said. After studying it for a minute he says....
'What...the one with the light on' ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Give me strength  :o :o :o
How I ever got my cage fronts I'll never know. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Richie London on 16 December 2010, 13:18:50
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/



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Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: millwall on 16 December 2010, 16:32:44
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
2 in ours  the other week 2 of the bin men had a major punch up in the middle of the road lasted about 10 minutes then the police came and took them away :o or excuse the pun carted them off ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Dodger on 16 December 2010, 17:07:42
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
2 in ours  the other week 2 of the bin men had a major punch up in the middle of the road lasted about 10 minutes then the police came and took them away :o or excuse the pun carted them off ;D ;D

Assume they've 'bin' done for assault ?? ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: millwall on 16 December 2010, 17:18:20
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
2 in ours  the other week 2 of the bin men had a major punch up in the middle of the road lasted about 10 minutes then the police came and took them away :o or excuse the pun carted them off ;D ;D

Assume they've 'bin' done for assault ?? ;D  ;D
dont talk "rubbish" they got let off ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Dodger on 16 December 2010, 19:52:55
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
2 in ours  the other week 2 of the bin men had a major punch up in the middle of the road lasted about 10 minutes then the police came and took them away :o or excuse the pun carted them off ;D ;D

Assume they've 'bin' done for assault ?? ;D  ;D
dont talk "rubbish" they got let off ;D ;D

Presume they 'refuse'd to charge them then   ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Tony H on 16 December 2010, 20:57:14
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There's allways one (in evey councel depot) :-/
2 in ours  the other week 2 of the bin men had a major punch up in the middle of the road lasted about 10 minutes then the police came and took them away :o or excuse the pun carted them off ;D ;D

Assume they've 'bin' done for assault ?? ;D  ;D
dont talk "rubbish" they got let off ;D ;D

Presume they 'refuse'd to charge them then   ::)  ::)
If thats the case I feel the scales of justice may have been "tipped" ::) ::)
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: vauxfan2k on 16 December 2010, 21:00:45
some of the local binmen ere are the young "trash" on comunity service, so if its only your rubbish they take your'e doing well  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: TheBoy on 16 December 2010, 21:16:39
Reminds me - I need to ring the retards at the council.  We only have fornightly collections anyway, so WTF are they thinking saying that there are no collections that week for us  >:(
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: Kevin Wood on 17 December 2010, 10:14:45
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Reminds me - I need to ring the retards at the council.  We only have fornightly collections anyway, so WTF are they thinking saying that there are no collections that week for us  >:(

I'd have thought they'd be round for their Christmas tip? ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: Bin men
Post by: CaptainZok on 17 December 2010, 16:07:36
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Reminds me - I need to ring the retards at the council.  We only have fornightly collections anyway, so WTF are they thinking saying that there are no collections that week for us  >:(

I'd have thought they'd be round for their Christmas tip? ;D

Kevin
Don't wipe your arse with a nettle? ;D