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Title: epic bmw fail
Post by: millwall on 20 December 2010, 14:41:08
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Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Danny on 20 December 2010, 14:45:24
its rear wheel drive innit??
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: millwall on 20 December 2010, 14:47:18
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its rear wheel drive innit??
correct :y
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 December 2010, 14:47:43
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid.  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Banjax on 20 December 2010, 14:47:57
brilliant  ;D ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: bluey on 20 December 2010, 15:17:05
(http://livesniffpetrol.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/spadbmw1coupe.jpg)

Couldn't resist sticking this one up.  ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Chris_H on 20 December 2010, 15:25:43
I've just watched a 1 series Beemer give up outside my house for the second time today.  The idiot has now parked it completely across the pavement as he has absolutely no idea how to either drive or park a car.

Every class of car has passed him as he tries to hill-start rather than reverse to the bottom and try from there.  His only companion is the annual Merc SLK pillock.
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Kevin Wood on 20 December 2010, 15:30:44
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I've just watched a 1 series Beemer give up outside my house for the second time today.  The idiot has now parked it completely across the pavement as he has absolutely no idea how to either drive or park a car.

Every class of car has passed him as he tries to hill-start rather than reverse to the bottom and try from there.  His only companion is the annual Merc SLK pillock.

There's one born every minute... And, sometime later, they manage to talk their boss into letting them have a poverty-spec BMW. :D

Kevin
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 December 2010, 15:37:04
I love it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: millwall on 20 December 2010, 15:40:01
apart from being a div  i wonder if he or she is like the no plate a SLOB ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: aaronjb on 20 December 2010, 15:50:50
That is awesome .. Is that another 1 series, too?

I sent the video of the 1-series driving in to the house to a friends girlfriend who .. wants a 1 series.

I am now in the dog house..  :D :D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2010, 15:59:19
truely unbelievable!!!! ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D Even my daughter managed to work out what was wrong in the picture.  :y
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: tunnie on 20 December 2010, 16:02:38
what an absolute moron!
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Danny on 20 December 2010, 16:53:27
a mate on my facebook showed me a youtube link of a woman struggling to get her 1 series moving away, she stuck it in gear, got out to push it (yes, really!) and struggled helplessly to get back in it as it drove itself into someone's house!

edit: actually, here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNin7QJEOZE
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Ian_D on 20 December 2010, 17:10:00
 :-X ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: redelitev6 on 20 December 2010, 18:11:12
 ::) Bloody hell !! words fail me!
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Turk on 20 December 2010, 19:45:50
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a mate on my facebook showed me a youtube link of a woman struggling to get her 1 series moving away, she stuck it in gear, got out to push it (yes, really!) and struggled helplessly to get back in it as it drove itself into someone's house!

edit: actually, here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNin7QJEOZE


...and here yesterday.  ;)  http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1292778127
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Del Boy on 20 December 2010, 19:48:59
"It's about to hit the house" What a classic line  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: tunnie on 20 December 2010, 19:50:17
silly cow  ::)
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: hoofing it on 20 December 2010, 19:50:42
And the donkey of the day award goes to MR bmw driver (F***Y) ;D ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: PhilRich on 20 December 2010, 20:01:16
I see the Darwin Awards are going to be hotly contested this year! ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Turk on 20 December 2010, 20:23:32
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"It's about to hit the house" What a classic line  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D :y
Said almost as a 'by the way...'.  ;D 
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: Del Boy on 20 December 2010, 20:27:09
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"It's about to hit the house" What a classic line  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D :y
Said almost as a 'by the way...'.  ;D 

I can't believe how calm he was  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: feeutfo on 20 December 2010, 20:49:01
Now why didn't the guy filming send his wife down to help the daft bint in the beemer... :-X

Just confirms what we already knew surely? Muppets ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: aaronjb on 20 December 2010, 21:02:57
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Now why didn't the guy filming send his wife down to help the daft bint in the beemer... :-X

Just confirms what we already knew surely? Muppets ;D

Like I said in the other thread - he already had a girlfriend so he wasn't going to get laid for it.. so clearly no point!  :-X :D :D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: FoxyV6 on 20 December 2010, 21:16:47
what a totally stupid bitch. One of the things i learned to do with my instructor was bad weather conditions. he took me on snow, ice, etc to learn how to manage a car. what the hell did she think she was doing pushing the car while it was in gear............brain dead doesnt cover it ::)
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: jerry on 20 December 2010, 21:16:52
excellent ;D ;D ;D ;Dthey really do walk amongst us dont they!
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: feeutfo on 20 December 2010, 21:22:26
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Now why didn't the guy filming send his wife down to help the daft bint in the beemer... :-X

Just confirms what we already knew surely? Muppets ;D

Like I said in the other thread - he already had a girlfriend so he wasn't going to get laid for it.. so clearly no point!  :-X :D :D
No way, break wit disease is contagious ya know. She should have had a pink shirt on.  ;D
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: ajn on 21 December 2010, 09:15:26
i watched a 320 bm slide almost side on into a  bus yesterday its still parked back wheel against the curb front end out on an angle
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 21 December 2010, 10:58:29
"80 Percent of BMW 1-Series Owners Think it is Front-Wheel Drive"  :o  ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.automotiveaddicts.com/10223/80-percent-of-bmw-1-series-owners-think-it-is-front-wheel-drive
Title: Re: epic bmw fail
Post by: aaronjb on 21 December 2010, 11:03:02
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"80 Percent of BMW 1-Series Owners Think it is Front-Wheel Drive"  :o  ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.automotiveaddicts.com/10223/80-percent-of-bmw-1-series-owners-think-it-is-front-wheel-drive

Because they're bought by people who know absolutely nothing about cars other than where you put the petrol.. like most cars, these days :(