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Title: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 December 2010, 15:11:12: Santa comes. . :y :y

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Mistletoe last night. . . .

I am getting excited now, i will be waking the Girls up about 3.30 pm :y :y :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 December 2010, 15:39:27: I bet you have a pink Santa suit Daz! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 December 2010, 15:42:56: Here's me in my suit Daz:

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/MySantaSuit.jpg)

::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 December 2010, 15:44:09: I also have a Pink Birthday Suit Lizzie which I will have to show you sometime x x x :-* :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 20 December 2010, 15:49:53: Quote
I also have a Pink Birthday Suit Lizzie which I will have to show you sometime x x x :-* :y

;D ;D ;D ;D Splendid. ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 20 December 2010, 15:53:03: Quote
I also have a Pink Birthday Suit Lizzie which I will have to show you sometime x x x :-* :y

I cannot wait Daz! I am getting turned on just thinking about it! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

(Did I just say that!! :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D)
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Andy B on 20 December 2010, 15:53:47: Quote
I also have a Pink Birthday Suit Lizzie which I will have to show you sometime x x x :-* :y

No Daz! :o The last photo of you was quite enough!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: millwall on 20 December 2010, 15:56:30: i like the way this thread is going from christmas to filth ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 December 2010, 16:15:04: Quote
Santa comes. . :y :y

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Mistletoe last night. . . .

I am getting excited now, i will be waking the Girls up about 3.30 pm :y :y :y

As late as that ::)
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 December 2010, 16:33:07: Quote
Here's me in my suit Daz:

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/lizziefreeman/All%20Things%20Interesting/MySantaSuit.jpg)

::) ::) ;)

break me Lizzie can't wait for us too show each other our suits now :-* :-* ;D :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 December 2010, 16:35:06: Quote
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Santa comes. . :y :y

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Mistletoe last night. . . .

I am getting excited now, i will be waking the Girls up about 3.30 pm :y :y :y

As late as that ::)

I love getting them up Master dead early, Mrs Looknee pulls her face when i am asleep by 10 am though caused by the bottle of Harveys after breakfast ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 December 2010, 19:01:45: Well I dont really bother with Christmas, but have managed a festive shop with loads of booze, and the GF has just whispered a description of what she will be wearing when she brings me my pressie on xmas day and white fur, high heels and fishnets may have been mentioned. :o :-X
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: MikeDundee on 20 December 2010, 19:14:40: Quote
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Santa comes. . :y :y

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Mistletoe last night. . . .

I am getting excited now, i will be waking the Girls up about 3.30 pm :y :y :y

As late as that ::)

I love getting them up Master dead early, Mrs Looknee pulls her face when i am asleep by 10 am though caused by the bottle of Harveys after breakfast ;D ;D ;D

Now you know thats cos you fell asleep on the sofa, without the mask on, and subsequently woke everyone up ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Pitchfork on 20 December 2010, 19:17:39: Quote
Well I dont really bother with Christmas, but have managed a festive shop with loads of booze, and the GF has just whispered a description of what she will be wearing when she brings me my pressie on xmas day and white fur, high heels and fishnets may have been mentioned. :o :-X
So you're getting Herrings then!
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Turk on 20 December 2010, 19:18:46: ...and 7 more sleeps until it's all over !!! :y :y :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: MikeDundee on 20 December 2010, 19:20:04: Quote
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Well I dont really bother with Christmas, but have managed a festive shop with loads of booze, and the GF has just whispered a description of what she will be wearing when she brings me my pressie on xmas day and white fur, high heels and fishnets may have been mentioned. :o :-X
So you're getting Herrings then!

Sounds like red herrings to me :o
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: PhilRich on 20 December 2010, 19:41:51: Quote
Well I dont really bother with Christmas, but have managed a festive shop with loads of booze, and the GF has just whispered a description of what she will be wearing when she brings me my pressie on xmas day and white fur, high heels and fishingnets may have been mentioned. :o :-X
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You never mentioned your lass was a deep sea trawler~~man~~person Skrunts ! ::)
Nothing sexier than white wool stockings, rolled over the top of high heeled sea boots, and as for the fishnets, they must have cork attached to 'float' your boat, so to speak! ;D ;) :y
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 20 December 2010, 20:23:02: Quote
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Santa comes. . :y :y

I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Mistletoe last night. . . .

I am getting excited now, i will be waking the Girls up about 3.30 pm :y :y :y

As late as that ::)

I love getting them up Master dead early, Mrs Looknee pulls her face when i am asleep by 10 am though caused by the bottle of Harveys after breakfast ;D ;D ;D

I wouldn't call 3.30 in the afternoon early ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Lioned on 20 December 2010, 23:54:11: 5 More Sleeps...................

Dear Santa.......

Please may i have..... some new slippers
a nice new pair of socks
a Take That CD
a signed picture of Lady Ga Ga
and a brand new 4x4 double cab pick up truck fitted with winter tyres (preferably in red)

thank You Lioned.
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: maria on 21 December 2010, 14:22:39: Quote
5 More Sleeps...................

Dear Santa.......

Please may i have..... some new slippers
a nice new pair of socks
a Take That CD
a signed picture of Lady Ga Ga
and a brand new 4x4 double cab pick up truck fitted with winter tyres (preferably in red)

thank You Lioned.

You don't want much do you ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: Lioned on 21 December 2010, 15:42:59: OK forget the socks then........... :(
Title: Re: 5 more sleeps until
Post by: graeme_garden on 21 December 2010, 16:10:51: Me and my mate Bill_Oddie are concerned at the direction this thread is taking. Christmas and all it represents should remain squeaky clean in our view.

A few tips:

Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

Leave a plate filled with biscuits and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a stale biscuit and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa.

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.