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Title: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 20:55:14: My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
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Post by: omegaV6CD on 12 May 2007, 21:01:34: That's class mate, funniest post i have read lately!!! ;D
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Post by: Danny on 12 May 2007, 21:09:52: her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!
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Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 21:12:22: Quote
her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)
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Post by: Danny on 12 May 2007, 21:17:17: some stuff better kept a secret, maybe? ;D

still made me laff tho
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Post by: Chopsdad on 12 May 2007, 21:19:54: Quote
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her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)

Oh God :-[ So you know then.....? :-/
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 21:25:06: Quote
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her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)

Oh God :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D
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her reaction to your post would be priceless too!!

We have no secrets ::)

Oh God :-[ So you know then.....? :-/

Yeah, I know. You've been on a fruit diet as well, haven't you fatty? :D

Yeah. We use the same dealer.....Tesco ;D
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Post by: Markie on 12 May 2007, 22:11:31: ;D ;D quality thread and the thought of the smell is enought to make your :'(
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Post by: Tony H on 12 May 2007, 22:12:20: Quote
My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her :ygive her some support
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 22:14:48: Quote
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D
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Post by: Markie on 12 May 2007, 22:16:26: Quote
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures :-/ ;D
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: Baron Von Spongebob on 12 May 2007, 22:18:24: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 22:19:42: Quote
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

jeeeze you paint pretty pictures :-/ ;D

Imagine Les Dawson .......only not so pretty ;D
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: Tony H on 12 May 2007, 22:48:57: STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)
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Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 22:50:45: Quote
STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Tony H on 12 May 2007, 22:53:08: Quote
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
When your in a hole "STOP DIGGING" :o
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 12 May 2007, 22:55:43: Quote
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
When your in a hole "STOP DIGGING" :o

She actually TOLD me to write that! She's having a laugh :y
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Post by: Elite Pete on 13 May 2007, 00:49:48: Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)
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Post by: STMO123 on 13 May 2007, 07:23:02: Quote
Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)

Dont know about blind women :-/
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Post by: theolodian on 13 May 2007, 10:16:39: ROTFLMAO!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sir moanalot on 13 May 2007, 10:22:23: oh, lordy !!!
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 May 2007, 10:57:02: Quote
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Steve your a gem :y oh and my wife swears blind WOMEN DO NOT FART ::)

Dont know about blind women :-/
;D ;D ;D
Brilliant :y
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 13 May 2007, 20:53:30: ;D Quality......just glad i dont live near you... ;) ;D
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Post by: smoothomega on 13 May 2007, 20:57:45: SWMBO has just read this thread while i was PingMSL and has just clouted me round the head and gone off muttering something about rather men not having a clue...................just wish i did ::)
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Post by: Chopsdad on 13 May 2007, 21:24:33: I was round your way today and got this snap of you and Mrs STMO123 watching the TV.

At least I assume it was her from the description...........

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/chopsdad/lesdawsonshow_2.jpg)
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Post by: STMO123 on 13 May 2007, 21:28:01: Quote
I was round your way today and got this snap of you and Mrs STMO123 watching the TV.

At least I assume it was her from the description...........

(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/chopsdad/lesdawsonshow_2.jpg)

Excellent Mark. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 May 2007, 21:28:34: This thread has really made me smile today, cheers guys :y

It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 13 May 2007, 21:33:46: Quote

It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 May 2007, 21:35:39: Quote
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard ;D
It must be 4yrs old (Tosh P4 2Ghz), so it will be a nice new shiney laptop if it fails.... ;)
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Post by: TheBoy on 13 May 2007, 21:37:09: Quote
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It has also probably ruined my laptop, seeing as I have just split beer all over it now ;)

It'll be ok......dont use carb cleaner ;D or else u'll be on ebay bidding for a new keyboard ;D
It must be 4yrs old (Tosh P4 2Ghz), so it will be a nice new shiney laptop if it fails.... ;)
In fact, if/when I sell that piece of equipment you know I bought the other day, I may treat myself to a new laptop anyway.... :y
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: bob.dent on 14 May 2007, 16:34:26: Quote
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My wife has been on a diet since Christmas. She has lost two stone. She eats nothing but fruit......THE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A SEWAGE FARM! SHE DOES NOTHING BUT FART AND, BY GOD, SHE STINKS.

I went for a bath before, just after she'd "done her legs". THE rather BATH LOOKED LIKE DESPERATE DAN HAD JUST HAD A SHAVE IN IT.

Sweet?........Hmmmmmm :-/
Good on her :ygive her some support

She doesn't need it now. Her tits have shrunk :D :D :D

Oh dear............I bet you're :'( :'( :'( :'(

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: STMO123 on 14 May 2007, 17:04:02: Nah. These days I'm more of a burger and chips man.
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Post by: Ernie on 14 May 2007, 17:57:46: I would have to agree that ladie's are sweet as still injoying the fun you can have with a 19 year old.

Man im tired.

;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Post by: amigov6 on 16 May 2007, 22:21:47: Quote
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STMO123 Does your lady access this forum? if she does and she cooks for you I recommend you start to live on takeaways ::)

Cook? My wife? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:oAre you still allowed to cook your wife [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Aren't ladies sweet?
Post by: nemesis_v6 on 17 May 2007, 03:31:19: thanks lads im in f#*@ing stinces i cant even spell porpaly and my lady is so sweet shell gas the bed out for me
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Post by: DaveL on 17 May 2007, 09:34:44: (http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w316/DaveLem/ee9d3fe1.jpg)

Nuff said. ;)
8-)
DaveL