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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Gaffers on 05 January 2011, 16:53:28

Title: The Manslator
Post by: Gaffers on 05 January 2011, 16:53:28

Now, can we get Kevin Wood, Ken T and Martin Imber to actually invent one of these?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Vb9SLkq5k&feature=player_embedded[/media]

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: aaronjb on 05 January 2011, 19:18:12

 ;D

Though I cringed at the "You're such a good .. friend" - how many times have I heard that!

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 January 2011, 19:19:30

Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: aaronjb on 05 January 2011, 20:04:09

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Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I tried that.. jewellery (Tiffany's!), trips abroad.. she still went after another bloke.

But I'm not bitter.

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: albitz on 05 January 2011, 20:13:27

The classic is "I really like you, but not in that way. Translates as "p1ss of you creep". surprised that wasnt in the manslator. ::) ;D

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 January 2011, 20:16:21

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Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I tried that.. jewellery (Tiffany's!), trips abroad.. she still went after another bloke.

But I'm not bitter.

Oh dear Aaron, bad luck! :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: albitz on 05 January 2011, 20:26:37

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Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I tried that.. jewellery (Tiffany's!), trips abroad.. she still went after another bloke.

But I'm not bitter.

And the lesson is...........keep em ill shod and well shagged. :y ::) ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: aaronjb on 05 January 2011, 21:03:29

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Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I tried that.. jewellery (Tiffany's!), trips abroad.. she still went after another bloke.

But I'm not bitter.

Oh dear Aaron, bad luck! :'( :'( :'(

I just have poor taste in women.. as a female friend of mine said; "Could you not see that she was code red f*cking insane?!" .. um, no, apparently!  :D

[edit] I reckon a Manslator could have saved me, though ;)

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: zirax on 05 January 2011, 21:28:05

I could definitely use one of these with some of my mates, they whitter on and I never have a clue what they are on about  ::)

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: jonnycool on 06 January 2011, 03:43:29

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Just give a women what she wants and you will understand her perfectly!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

I tried that.. jewellery (Tiffany's!), trips abroad.. she still went after another bloke.

But I'm not bitter.

And the lesson is...........keep em ill shod and well shagged. :y ::) ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Manslator
Post by: jonnycool on 06 January 2011, 03:47:10

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Now, can we get Kevin Wood, Ken T and Martin Imber to actually invent one of these?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Vb9SLkq5k&feature=player_embedded[/media]

Ah, worth every penny  ;D ;D ;D