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Title: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: HolyCount on 09 January 2011, 13:35:31
Just found this while clearing my old files ---- no idea where I got it from ......






Mr. Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street , in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said in a Wispa.

"I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts", he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jacks, while she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment, and she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, who had Allsorts.
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 January 2011, 13:50:10
 Excellent HC....but this could inflame "old Skrunts".. ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: Gaffers on 09 January 2011, 13:59:49
brilliant ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 January 2011, 15:28:10
 ;D ;D ;D Splendid.  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 09 January 2011, 17:03:58
Very good HC! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: tidla on 09 January 2011, 20:21:51
"quality" thorn tons about a reply, but was only worth buttons.
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: Andy B on 09 January 2011, 20:28:59
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-business/article-23797072-cadbury-boss-who-criticised-kraft-gets-pound-7m-send-off.do

No pay off for me though when Cadbury sent me off!  :-?
Title: Re: In Memory of Cadburys
Post by: tidla on 09 January 2011, 20:56:49
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http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-business/article-23797072-cadbury-boss-who-criticised-kraft-gets-pound-7m-send-off.do

conspiracy??

No pay off for me though when Cadbury sent me off!  :-?


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