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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: millwall on 03 January 2011, 23:34:05
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im a plumber although at the moment im doing driving work for a mate as better money so who does what :y
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I'm a maintenance fitter at a very well known manufacturer off beanz that are currently in dispute over a wage claim!
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I'm an IT bod. Started off life as a hardware engineer (ooh that word should get a few people's backs up :D), switched to programming for 6 years or so, then a couple of years as 3rd line support for a network hardware manufacturer and now.. back to programming again.
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Crane driver at a well known Docks.
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Surf the web and watch TV for 15 hours at a stretch. Not a bad job, but the moneys crap. Looking for a part time job to do on my days off (only work approx 13 days per month) but no luck so far.
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Well I work in IT as a tester. So I test the code / software that developers claim "works" ;)
your English is very good, when did you come over from Poland? ;D ;D
I also need a builder, a plasterer and a painter ;D
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im a plumber although at the moment im doing driving work for a mate as better money so who does what :y
your English is very good. When did you come over from Poland ? ;D ;D
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im a plumber although at the moment im doing driving work for a mate as better money so who does what :y
your English is very good. When did you come over from Poland ? ;D ;D
20 years ago ive been a english student at one of them dodgy colleges for 15 years on a dodgy student visa ;D ;D :y
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I am a Logistics Manager for a defence company - that's as much as I can tell you :-X ;D
Darren
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i'm an unemployed chef who's burnt his passion for cooking :(
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I'm a guard (or conductor, if you like), working on the 'Valley Lines' routes for a train operator that paints it's trains in an aquamarine/off-white livery.
Just got home after a late shift ::)
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I'm a hospital "hotel services manager" and its crap :(
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I'm an under-water wood welder ;)
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Currently working for a local to everyone bank, unfortunately with none of the bonuses that the news keeps reporting we get
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I work part time for Screwfix,been at my local trade counter for just over a year.Previous jobs include C+E driver (Class 1 to the old folks) and accountant.Not much difference between them.I'm also a reservist for the REME in my spare time.
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Composites design/fabrication engineer (Aerospace structures); presently between contracts.......and P/T metalworker/rural-scene operative. ;)
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I have a masters degree in electronical engineering but currently work in an IT bank department as a developer on some sh... bussines software ::)
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Project Manager for Pera
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WAS Technical Engineering manager for a Government security services company...................Now self-employed as an Electro-Mechanical Engineer fitting and repairing anything I can get to do...........................
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Witness protection programme but the pay is rubbish so officially an olive farmer but the pay for that is rubbish too(and it is hard work).
Might have to start Iberian Omega breakers business soon, will post worldwide. :y
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
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I've got a friendly, neighbourhood comicbook shop :y
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
Challenger 2 by chance? My friend Lisa Bruton used to work there.
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
Challenger 2 by chance? My friend Lisa Bruton used to work there.
Don't tell me they're hybrids too! ;D ;D
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
you're the guy he sends for in this song, by the late, great Warren Zevon then? ;D
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw[/media]
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As little as possible!
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Electronics Engineer, spent the early part in Audio, HiFi and Sound Engineer, last 30 years in the Radio Communications game.
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I am a Gigolo. :y
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shopfitter/joiner. although i do decorating and some interior design. struggling to work at moment cause of arthritis in the spine. so trainee alcoholic and pain in the butt and according to my kids i'm now a miserable old git ;)
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I work in a Psychiatric Hospital with some of societies undesirables ::) ::)
Pays crap and I hate the job..............but it is a job and for that I am grateful :y :y
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Eff all.
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poor IT worker.. >:(
programmer for govt treasury.. crap..
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
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Eff all.
thanks STMO ;D ;D ;D
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
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fix electrical goods, tvs etc...
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Secret agent....working undercover for the British government.....I've said too much already... :-X :-X ;)
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
i worked with 3 a few yrs ago, had a great laugh and still keep in contact with them :y
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Work on computers, Big mainframe computers for a big bank
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Secret agent....working undercover for the British government.....I've said too much already... :-X :-X ;)
johnny english comes to mind ;D ;D
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Secret agent....working undercover for the British government.....I've said too much already... :-X :-X ;)
johnny english comes to mind ;D ;D
You've just blown my cover Richie.....now you will have to be eliminated..... ;D ;D ;)
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
And this scouser runs a large community drug team! :P
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im in 2 jobs :-(
Part-time on delivery for a well known supermarket... usually seen as more "upper-class" :-X hav been there since the age of 16
im also full time working with for my old man in Electrical Wholesale... from a lamp (not a bulb) to dishwashers, to fuses to testing gear etc etc etc
how i wish i did better at school
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poor IT worker.. >:(
programmer for govt treasury.. crap..
I think we just found out where all of Turkey's money has gone.. Cem, you're supposed to siphon off everything after the second decimal place from every transaction, not everything with two or more zeroes after it! ;D
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Breast consultant for a well-known supermarket ;)
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
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Sleep, drink tea and watch TV mainly. Sometimes there is a funny noise that wakes us up and we have to go out on this big red thing and squirt water at houses and stuff.
No actually it's quite busy, more routine stuff and training than anything else.
I was a monkey for 6 years before that, with my last year in Cyprus. Oh what a year!
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
And this scouser runs a large community drug team! :P
Weren't you supposed to be sending me some? :-X
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
And this scouser runs a large community drug team! :P
Weren't you supposed to be sending me some? :-X
Arsenic doesn't travel well ;D
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Eff all.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
Nope i work :P :P
I work in Asda again (used to a few years ago) and when im not there i care for my disabled mum, hence the no social life lol
And this scouser runs a large community drug team! :P
Weren't you supposed to be sending me some? :-X
Arsenic doesn't travel well ;D
Nor Arsenal. ;D
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IT Bod for everyone's favourite Satellite TV Broadcasting company, supporting TV delivery to iPhones, mobile operators, iText and basically anything mobile related
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IT Bod for everyone's favourite Satellite TV Broadcasting company, supporting TV delivery to iPhones, mobile operators, iText and basically anything mobile related
Come the revolution Mark, we're gonna hang you from your satellite dish. ;D
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IT Bod for everyone's favourite Satellite TV Broadcasting company, supporting TV delivery to iPhones, mobile operators, iText and basically anything mobile related
Come the revolution Mark, we're gonna hang you from your satellite dish. ;D
What dish? :P :-X
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
:-*I`m a sucker for real-fur.....
....get your stoat, Ozzie; you`ve pulled! ;D
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
Life in Yorkshire would be so much better for you Ozzie. Every household has a ferret over here, and you'll be nice and warm down me kecks ;D
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
Life in Yorkshire would be so much better for you Ozzie. Every household has a ferret over here, and you'll be nice and warm down me kecks ;D
Only one, there's three of us here. You poor devils how do you manage. ;D
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i keep the local mental hospital busy
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
Life in Yorkshire would be so much better for you Ozzie. Every household has a ferret over here, and you'll be nice and warm down me kecks ;D
Only one, there's three of us here. You poor devils how do you manage. ;D
Which one of you lives on yer dad's face? ;D
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Lingerie inspector for well known Theo Paphitis chain store.
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Lingerie inspector for well known Theo Paphitis chain store.
;)Knicker Checker......I`m sure there`s more than a couple of chaps who`d willingly pay for the privilege of doing that! :y
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Thieve car stereos and wheelsl.
typical scouser then :y ;D ;D ;D
yep :o :D ::) ;D ;D
I've never stolen a weasel in my life. ;D
Try to steal me and I'll bite you Mr Steve.
Life in Yorkshire would be so much better for you Ozzie. Every household has a ferret over here, and you'll be nice and warm down me kecks ;D
Only one, there's three of us here. You poor devils how do you manage. ;D
Which one of you lives on yer dad's face? ;D
LMAO
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postman...
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Professional Weasel. ;D
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Professional Grumpy Old Git ;D
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Lingerie inspector for well known Theo Paphitis chain store.
;)Knicker Checker......I`m sure there`s more than a couple of chaps who`d willingly pay for the privilege of doing that! :y
count me in :y
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fabricator/welder in yacht building
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Im a civilian working for the MOD Fire Service ... just now untill they drop the axe on the base i work :-/
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Building inspector for Newcastle city council,i check houses over when contractors have finished fitting windows,doors,kitchens,bathrooms,heating systems etc also do surveys to houses to identify works to be carried out,not a bad job and you meet all sorts of people-which is why i don't watch shameless or the royale family,i see enough of these f*****s at work!!!
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general dogsbody for the missus...... or security guard when she lets me out.... ::) ::) :o ;D ;D
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I work for Avis at Heathrow,soon as I go through the gates I switch off thus to limit the amount of brain damage that can be inflicted on a [smiley=thumbdown.gif] [smiley=thumbdown.gif] [smiley=thumbdown.gif]person surrounded by hundreds of Kia's,Nissan Notes and the deadly Toyota Pr**s. ::) >:(
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Self-employed 2nd hand book seller. [1]
[1] the books are 2nd hand, not me...
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Cylinder head technician & p/t class 1 driver.
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Mot tester for a large disliked fast fit company.
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Mot tester for a large disliked fast fit company.
Aha, so you are the man to ply with beers for a stevie wonder MOT :P
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mobile habitation service engineer ;D
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I've got a friendly, neighbourhood comicbook shop :y
(black books link)
http://rutube.ru/tracks/3555353.html
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
Aren't lead engines very heavy? I've heard that the piston rings are made of pewter and that the exhaust valves are zinc plated copper. is this true :-?
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I'm a chargehand for Falkirk council looking after a recycling centre [size=8]and the bampots that go with it[/size] ;)
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Sell specialist medical monitoring units
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i'm an unemployed chef who's burnt his passion for cooking :(
It's not overcooked it's caramalized! ;D
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I'm HGV positive. Only one step up the scale from Traffic Wardens.
Difference is we could all live without Traffic Wardens!
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Service Engineer in Oil Exploration.
Sometimes required to spend weeks at a time out in the middle of some ocean (mainly the cold North Sea).
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Spent 35+ years in IT, but nowadays I'm fully occupied hiding from my wifes long lists of DIY "to-do's" - I do most of my hiding on the golf course, some in the garage and some walking the hills in Yorkshire and Derbyshire. She hasn't found me yet - Sshhh (especially You STMO).
Pat
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Male Escort and Professional Tea drinker.
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Male Escort and ....
busy? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Male Escort and ....
busy? ::) ::) ::) ::)
....and shamelessly brazen too! :o
(http://www.expolicecar.co.uk/images/security/security_omega_1_1.jpg)
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I fix things......
Currently fixing control systems for a manufacturer of Pill making machines. They have also asked me to design replacements for some of the obsolete stuff, looks like a job for some LPC1768's.
I can't be screwing up too much, cause they offered me a full time job, and at more than I asked for.
Ken
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I am damned if I do and damned if I don't.... :-X :-X :-X
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Photographer
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
Aren't lead engines very heavy? I've heard that the piston rings are made of pewter and that the exhaust valves are zinc plated copper. is this true :-?
it's not that long since I stripped an engine and found two wooden pistons .... :o
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poor IT worker.. >:(
programmer for govt treasury.. crap..
I think we just found out where all of Turkey's money has gone.. Cem, you're supposed to siphon off everything after the second decimal place from every transaction, not everything with two or more zeroes after it! ;D
;D ;D ;D
if I could do that, I would be in Hawai enjoying the sun and many other things ;D ;D ;D :y
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I'm an "electron herder" by profession but seem to be doing so with a keyboard more than a soldering iron these days.
I write software for test equipment that is used in the approval of mobile phones.
Kevin
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Self-employed 2nd hand book seller. [1]
[1] the books are 2nd hand, not me...
;D :y
no worries , all men after marriage is second hand for women ;D
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Male Escort and Professional Tea drinker.
;D ;D
if it brings good money I'll try that ;D :y
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I am a security service engineer for the ethical supermarket chain :y
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computer netrwork administrator.. part time :(. my degree is in software de3veloper but nobody wants to hire someone with no experience :))
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I write prototype cnc programs for a large defence manufacturer.
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it's not that long since I stripped an engine and found two wooden pistons .... :o
I worked with a bloke who built a full size wooden car.
Wooden wheels
wooden suspension
Wooden chassis
wooden bodywork
wooden engine
wooden work
;D
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it's not that long since I stripped an engine and found two wooden pistons .... :o
I worked with a bloke who built a full size wooden car.
Wooden wheels
Wooden chassis.
wooden bodywork
wooden engine
wooden work
;D
Coat....hat....exit ;D
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He then built one from steel and it steel wouldnt work......coat on... ::) ;D
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There's certainly a set of wide ranging interesting jobs here!
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I'm the lead engine/gearbox expert for a very large defence company that makes green vehicles with guns.
do some legal work, too
Aren't lead engines very heavy? I've heard that the piston rings are made of pewter and that the exhaust valves are zinc plated copper. is this true :-?
it's not that long since I stripped an engine and found two wooden pistons .... :o
That used to be quite common round these parts, the best ones were made from English oak :y
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I am a turdoligist stw and fresh water
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I am a mature Student, and the rest is a State Secret! :o :o ;)
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I am a mature Student, and the rest is a State Secret! :o :o ;)
If you told us, you'd have to kill us? ;D
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I'm a assistant manager in a furniture shop
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I'm a assistant manager in a furniture shop
:P Work hard, keep your nose clean and one day you might be Chairman. ;D
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I'm a assistant manager in a furniture shop
:P Work hard, keep your nose clean and one day you might be Chairman. ;D
lololol ;D :y
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I'm a assistant manager in a furniture shop
Not SCS I hope...... :-X :-X :-X
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Oooh ... been lots of things, helped cut people open (and sew them up), worn blue serge, been a secret squirrel, public servant, civil servant, domestic slave, sex god and I ain't telling anyone what I do these days :-X :-X :-X
Opti ... The swans fly low over eastern waters 8-)
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Full time pensioner, part time driver.
And HC, the geese fly backwards over minsk in the morning.... ;)
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I'm a assistant manager in a furniture shop
:P Work hard, keep your nose clean and one day you might be Chairman. ;D
I understand it's sofa sogood in the promotion stakes for Ian. :y
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Full time pensioner, part time driver.
And HC, the geese fly backwards over minsk in the morning.... ;)
But only in the month of June.... ;) ;)
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I've got a friendly, neighbourhood comicbook shop :y
(black books link)
http://rutube.ru/tracks/3555353.html
thats more bigeggs line of work i think - great show tho :y
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The clue is in the name ::)
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Male Escort and Professional Tea drinker.
Must be a pain in the arse escorting males around all day! ;D ;D :-X
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injection moulding tool setter, manufacturing plastic bearings.
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As little as I can get away with!! (Haven't read all the replies yet, sorry if that is a repeat).
Anyway, Aircraft tech in RAF, so I was telling the truth with the comment. Hope they never try to invade on a bank holiday weekend!?!
Al
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Large Goods Vehicle Steering Wheel Attendant
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electrician- currently shopfitting mainly arcadia work topshop, wallis, miss selfridge, dorothy perkins etc etc good job :y good boss :y good money :y
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The clue is in the name ::)
Yeah, but ...what is an "al" ?? ::)
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PT a/cs assistant. when over PT oof participant
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The clue is in the name ::)
Yeah, but ...what is an "al" ?? ::)
Alien Lifeform? :D :D
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I sold my virginity on eBay, And when the stitches get removed....I'll be re listed :)
....Only joking... ::)
I'm a apprentice for a car manufacture that originally started up by making plane engines ;)
But thankfully it finishes in a couple of months, Then im moving down south and working for my brother at his property development company, Free flat, Van, Tools, holidays whenever, flexi-time, VERY good wage, etc :D
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Retired from RAF after 38 years .. now part time in HM Crown Court (3 days a week) ... hope I don't see any OOFers as clients .... :)
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Work for TATA steel in shotton. Driving tugs moving steel around site 87tonne all in. 8-)
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full time laid off security guard...... or hoover pusher and doggie walker!!! :o
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Landscape Gardener for Glasgow council, Royal Engineer Reservist and about to start doing delivery driver at night for some extra dough, and do my own landscaping work when I get the time